Unfortunately, Derpy's only chance at trying real fish is if we happen to be hanging out with someone and they order it. But awww, I should buy Derpy some goldfish crackers (I'm more of a Cheese-it fan, personally) and take some cute pics!

How about Jello cake? :] Those are sweet and colorful. Not healthy tho. <x} But tasty.

Yay the face lives!

"Mama doesn't have jewwo either....but I like cheesecake!"

:] Aww. How about cheese? x3

"Cheese is nummy! Especiwy on pizza rolls!"

Q.Q oh!
I usedta love pizza rolls!~ *squishes own cheeks* <:3 I ate them for snacks in school. But some of my friends mooched from me and stole some from my paper container. >3>

"Come visit! Mama makes the best chili-cheese pizza rolls!"

((Basically just cheese pizza rolls topped with vegetarian chili and melted cheese.))

<x{ awwh, but I can't have them anymore. :[ They make my tummy hurt now lil' buddy. *pats the Derpy* :] But y'know what makes my tummy better? *shows him a tea cup* Tea! ^w^ <3

Yes the face lives
And it makes people uncomfortable hehehe

Maybe not me. x} The bouncy brows make me imagine a sassy kazoo playing.

Or that annoying dude who cannot stop being obnoxious

currently thinking abt using the business vest item for my avatar, since it's a slightly looser cut, methinks.

Chili cheese pizza rolls *u*

And oh no we can't have people being uncomfortable. D: But it's just a face...

It's the type of uncomfortable where you can't help but laugh because what the hell it's so awkward

Perhaps find a way to acquire Axel’s Vest.

EDIT: ... item link’s not working?

EDIT EDIT: huh weird, seems to work fine in the item guide...

x} I uncomfortable laugh all the time, hahahaha!
<x} also when I just want to hide that I'm in emotional pain by having a hoot over something stupid..
The face gives me no pain I'm glad to say.

"Awww.....okay..." Derpy pouts a tiny bit at first but perks up at the tea cup. "Oh! Mama has tea! Come have tea! Pwease?"

i sort of grin if i'm not entirely comfortable? it's weird.

<u<; one time I was out all day long someplace public and just wore the default masking smile of politeness the whole time, and when I came back home my face was sore and felt strange. o-o; oouf. hehe. x}

What's your favorite tea Derpy? :]

I don't say much if I'm uncomfortable. =u='

WEIRD THING I'VE NOTICED, SOMETIMES I'LL REFER TO MYSELF AS 'WE'. I THINK IT'S A WEIRD THING THAT STEMMED FROM ANXIETY OR SOMETHING.

Sometimes I do that too. XD Idk why

yeah. idk how it started.

I don't say "we", but I talk as if I'm the me in some mirror talking to the me outside of it? <x} Sometimes I just look at and talk to an invisible audience. :{ And I'll never know if they're actually there...

hello. sort of popping in then out lol xd

when i am being cuties i've referred to myself in the third person.... though i am not sure if that is the same thing since it is intentional

gestures. no idea why i sometimes use 'we' to refer to myself.

golly, i am so tired

yeah, that'll happen.

can i pay you to make it stop?

not really. i don't take payments for that.

>:} You can pay me. I won't do anything about it though. X}

currently: trying to see if i can't get a halfway decent shadowy drippy thing going on for my avatar.

puddle-y shadow? :/ *shrug*

I'm loving all the purple. *u*

Oh, Barker changed the avi, so you can't see it now. <:/

ye. i have a donation item from either a giveaway or chocobo / gallagher that sort of lets me have a shadow at the feetsies.

i am not sure i follow x''D i cannot recall an item that has a pooling shadow, hahaha