THE STUPID HE-MAN MEME/SONG NEVER GET TIRING. XD

[SUPER HECKING TRIGGERED]


I wish there was a BBcode effect that would make the text "tremble". I know one site that had that.

Oooof no stop touching the glasses that way eUGH fINGERPRINTS NKSJDHKJD

Not sure our friendship would survive that, Bio D:

my glasses are... part of me

No one would ever run around with a bloody knife during an event.

r u sure

because if we all did, it'd be harder to find out the real culprit!!!

You say that as if adding some blood to the giant knife I carry around on a daily basis is difficult.

...and who needs knives when you have sharks

Why need a knife when I have two different types of scissors.

Just... don't touch the fabric scissors 8)

I still need a knife guys
how am I gonna peel the orange I'm having for dessert

Solution: With a THIS!

Oh XD
that's not how I like my orange!

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_esD6aRur2q...cascada+es.jpg

*cackles madly and peels an orange with fabric scissors*

The shark that's currently attatched to me has requested I put this here. >~>;

*snerks* I should probably work on the knitted Great White I started last week...

>u>; I dunno if sharks have vampiric properties...but if they did, >n>; I'm getting a little bit of an appetite for things that are not vegetables or fruit...or grains..*eyes the nearest piece of beef* >W> I think this guy's transferring his hunger vibes over, as I lose my bloods. Oh no. o-o What if I get a craving for seals?

D: a vampire merskeleton sounds pretty scary

o-o; yeahhh it does...
*jots down notes for *chough*lloween..*
>->;

*slowly steps away*

*shrug* it's better than a technicolor Cyberman...

>u>; I just got through eating the meat inside an enchilada like a savage beast...e-e;..I think the shark enjoyed it too.
*the shark, still attached, MOnches slightly*
;U; ow..*gently smacks shark's nose* stop that.

as long as enchiladas are enough to satisfy the shark xD

ANY meat can satisfy a shark. ^~^; including mermaid meat. Which I'll be in the process of replacing once he decides to shove off. >8{ *stares at shark intensely but the shark is unblinking and unmoving, as if pretending not to notice*
B{ yeahh, you stay still now. And you'd better behave tomorrow! *scolds shark but it seems unaffected by words*

o_o; Oh sh*t, am I starting a new meme trend on here now??

yo we posting memes?

i just rememebered that i'm on my period right now, so i should probably put wilson with a shark or something.

also yeah, this is a meme thread, probably.

Oh no! <x'D you fell for it too! hahaha! Never believe a hungry shark.
Also,
<.<; I didn't know mad scientists had periods. Don't they have like, glowing elixirs to take care of those uterus-crushing bastards? :[

no, not even hj-7 can cure periods. or severe doses of radiation poisoning.

also, some people call periods 'shark week', which. makes sense with the avatars now.

oh no you cursed me :<
I also started bleeding.

KJDHKJDKJDHKJD
WE'RE ALL OUT HERE HAVING OUR PERIODS AT THE END OF AUGUST.

IT'S NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE THIS WEEK

I want a pose of me beating the shark

SHARKS
SHARKS
MULTIPLE SHARKS

useless sharks u.u
a gyno had the NERVE to say 'are u sure u want to remove ur womb what if you find A MAN WHO WANTS KIDS'

well fuck him and fuck you

Fuck that noise. >> also, I don't have my period monthly. I get mine quarterly.

;U; I'd honestly rather have a shark show up and deal with it's nonsense for a little bit, then having a human child. *pats the shark* :[ They may be a pain and useless because I'm not planning on having ANY children,...

<:] however, they don't scream at me...or need baths..or worry me to death...at least they let me rest, and hopefully *strokes shark around me* <u> they'll come less often and bite more lightly...and the next one that shows up won't be a f*ckin' PUNK! >B/