eat the hand first

nah, wings are tastier and go well with the frosting

Is it... looking at me now?

no. quit staring and just eat

don't stare it back, it's rude

golly, i wasn't half as rude when i ate /my/ cake and i turned out fine...ish

Your eyebrows don't seem to be... fine

what eyebrows?

something...
above your eyes?

i don't have eyes i have sockets. i think you must be confused. what do you think about my banana? it's very ripe

-spits tea-

oops, gotta be careful there! tea is hot

At least it isn't overripe, all covered in brown spots.

brown spots are natural and we oughtn't feel ashamed of them

*Runs and jumps into the fort* Wheeeeeeeeee!!!

*holds up a card with a three on it*

Poker!!

*looks up from knitting* ... Y'all are weird. lol

I did it. I ate the cake. Hm, didn't taste funny. Guess they forgot to add clown to the recipe.

i'm going to take that as a compliment~

i see they did not skip on the calamari though

I love calamari *Noms*

careful XD tentas might be contagious

Tentas? What tentas?

eeer......don't worry about it

Squid *Keeps nomming*

*blinks bemusedly*

Is -that- what I've been smelling.

nah, that would be my old body ;o

...-sprays choco with water- Bad.

well that was a bad idea! ecoli will get everywhere now

someone must put lil'chocobo in a box

or a bin. a bin works too

Or the fridge

i've been behind the sofa for two years now XD might be a bit late for the fridge

Naw you can chill in there and rejuvenate

ok, but if the milk develops a funny taste it's all on your shoulders X'''D

ok so no more opening the fridge tonight

I like opening the fridge.

i like people looking at my smooth creamy flesh under the telling glow of a fridge light

b-b-but the smell!! pls don't do that to me