a few members have silly quotes from admins, i figured it was just a place for collecting them XD wouldn't be the first time

Gallagher: put that leg back where it belongs
Tohopekaliga: On a shelf in a display case?
mdom: Isn't it fun when the site owner never posts with the peasants, except to say some creepy shit
Major: That's the only way an avatar site should be run.

yeah, like that x''D

"9 pickled tea lights."

eta: "BoooOOOoooOOOooo! 3 ghosts bringing 3 tea lights!"

But if you didn't buy them, and I didn't buy them, where did these 10 tea lights come from!?

"You tap the crystal with a hammer in just the right place, and it shatters to let you reach 4 tea lights."

TEA LIGHT SMASH 🧟

A groan, a CRASH! A tree comes tumbling down, broken by the weight of wandering tea lights! Before they scamper off, you manage to grab 4 of them.

"Found 5 tea lights in the fridge."

The peach is in the fridge. The man is in the fridge. The woman is in the fridge. (<- original example phrases in Duolingo's Irish course)

This is a long one!

It is no small wonder that the wild tea light has survived in nature for the millions of years it has existed. Here, we see a group of 10 passing the night by flickering, always on guard against predators and yet helpless should one come upon them.

You just ran into a fox carrying tealights. He gave you 10.

10 tea lights for my science-y tea light hoard.

Tea light berry pie, with 8 fresh picked tea lights. Warning: tea lights are not edible. Probably.

edit~
You get 8 tea lights yeeted at you.

A swarm of squiggly wiggly insects bursts out of the ground and lovingly places 5 tea lights on your feet.

EDIT: You found where the Driders hide their tealights and liberated 4.

A groan, a CRASH! A tree comes tumbling down, broken by the weight of wandering tea lights! Before they scamper off, you manage to grab 9 of them.

edit~
Watch out! Den accidentally tossed 3 tea lights at you while looking for that thing they need!

holla holla, candy tea lights. shame they're not edible.

what is aesthetically pleasing about these...?

2 homemade paper tea lights... It's a drawing.

hrnghghhghghg

what do you mean, i struck gold--?

Ouch, you stepped on 4 tea lights! Who left these here!?

That does sound very painful indeed!

dear god.

i wonder what the character limit for the boxes is.

Um... something like 64KB, I think?

They're on FIRE! :D

burn babey burn.

"There are 7 tea lights just sitting here next to you. Guess they're yours now."

nope, too sus. they belong to mother nature now

6 tea lights. Now in snail flavor!

Um. Never tried escargot and I don't think I want it in candle form.

"The light shining through the everpresent crystals leads you to 3 flickering tea lights."

new quote? new quote.

"There are two people here arguing over coding... They're not paying attention, so you snag 9 tea lights."

This scenario instantly came to mind:
"I coded this website"
"For the nth time, HTML is NOT code, it is a markup language!" |D

You've startled a Witch! But they're a Good Witch, and give you 6 tea lights after you apologize!

HTML is totally code. Just because it's not Turing-complete doesn't mean it's not a (declarative) programming language.

"Oh! 2 tea lights. These will go perfectly with your severed head... I mean, what?
Thanks for posting!
Have a Gold Tarnished Filter!"

Severed head + tarnished filter = 100% instagram worthy

"You've found Den's yarn stash! Wait why are 6 tealights in here?!"

Den, what are you doing?

Trying to make all the things!!!

You found 4 tea lights, batteries not included.

QUIT RUINING MY OLD SCHOOL WAX TEA LIGHTS

Swiper swiped some tea lights for me.

I had to post this one.

My army has arrived.

EDIT:
Oh, NOOOOOW we're using actual wax. Pick a side, troglodytes!

"It is no small wonder that the wild tea light has survived in nature for the millions of years it has existed. Here, we see a group of 9 passing the night by flickering, always on guard against predators and yet helpless should one come upon them."

Well that was quite the story.

"You've found Den's yarn stash! Wait why are 9 tealights in here?!"

Ayyy! 8D

"You tap the crystal with a hammer in just the right place, and it shatters to let you reach 4 tea lights."

Why on earth are you trying to get me to eat wax???

W-why are the tea ...? Or is the TREES scampering?!?

@Mekatra: GOOBLE GOBBLE GOOBLE GOBBLE, ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

What?

(conspicuously tries to hise severed head collection)

>_>;; <_<;;

DO.

NOT.

YEET.

AT MAJOR.

*slices up the unfunny Vine memes with a khopesh*
YEET THIS, MOTHERHECKERS