i just wish to become
a data-collector.
all human knowledge
stored inside me until the end of the universe.

yeah but then you have to know exactly how many species humans have stuck their junk into. there are some things _noone_ needs to know

A knowledge repository. That’s actually similar to my desire to gather as much knowledge and information as possible.

does espy wish to know how many minutes, on average, it would take to chew through their own arm?

I say we test it out to know for sure. We need a large sample group to make the study worthwhile.

yeah but how many starving twenty-something can be gathered on short notice?

have you ever met any graduate student ever, or any undergrad who’s been stuck in undergrad for entirely too long?

unfortunately not in the quantities you'd need, no

i mean, technically you can nap almost anywhere if you take into accounts certain caveats

I'll read you a bedtime story Martian. :] How about one about a time slip involving an airplane?

-brings out extra pillows and warm apple cider-

@ Martian: Mmmno it's not the Langoliers. :] It's something actually scary (I'm sorry Stephen King x'D) because it's likely based on an actual account. 0.0

Oh. Cider. :D How nice of you Espy. *gives Espy a bag of tiny umbrellas for people*

is it the grue?

o.O Mmkay so, >.> You didn't hear this from me, <.<
...but the story goes like this...
It is known as the mysterious landing of Santiago flight 513.~

Apparently the plane, was a commercial airliner that took off in Germany in the year 1954, destined for Brazil. But the plane, carrying 92 passengers, 0n0 just plum disappeared crossing the Atlantic ocean, until!
It showed up on the tower flight control radar at Brazil's Porto Alegre airport and landed safely according to regulations, but the traffic controllers had no contact with the plane's pilots at all. 0-0 It also happened to land at it's destination 37 years later in 1989! But that's not all, >.>;
*whispers* when airport security and runway crew went to the landed plane and opened the cabin doors, they were SHOCKED. All 93 passengers were there, sitting in their seats, including the stewardesses and pilot crew, and they were all skeletons. e_e No one knows how the plane managed to slip through time, and land at their destination, while everyone aboard was apparently long dead.
And that's the story about how a plane slipped through time, and made everybody spoopy and also miss their arrival time by several decades. >~>
It's probably not a true story though. <w< I don't think it is. But it's still spoopy.

Stephen King writes some really good shit.

Sadly I've yet to read anything of his all the way tho. <:/ And I don't read any of it at night time. <x{

Gunslinger’s not scary.

underground cave, underground cave
hosting a mighty rave
come join the party
in the underground cave

:[ Voidbarker deserves a velvet hat with a large plume and a frill of poets. *snap snap*

It's also a hoax, Merskelly! Nothing of the sort happened here (in Brazil)

You talking about The Dark Tower saga? That there is an epic tale of overlapping realities and had a demon baby spidertaur. I wouldn't class it as a Drider by any stretch of the imagination, but, it ain't *not* scary.

I figured as much. <x} Hehehe, still spoopy tho! :D

-stumbles back in and rolls a few feet before hitting a particularly nasty stone outcropping-

So, kiddos, don’t mix your alcohol and your piping hot tea

because everything fucking burns

Thanks for the warning! I will stick to my dandelion flavored green tea then.

Also, don't mix alcohol and periods. e_e; I learned that the hard way...eyyuuuhh it just adds to the pain.

...oh that must be why everything hurt.

;U; ye...not a good idea, even tho it feels like it would offset the pain, it just makes it worse with headaches and sadness...and exhaustion.

Why would I put alcohol inside my..oh, not what you meant.

<x'D ahahaha! Well it does get absorbed into the bloodstream and
you're LOSING blood so..? <x} technically the alcohol gets there anyway??

What a terrifying thought D:

>.> Quite!
Another period tip: Beware of spicy and oily foods on and before your period too. <:{
It'll make cramping and especially bloating way worse, as well as contribute to PMS.
Fresh salmon, beef, eggs are good to eat, and lots of green and leafy veggies. Pineapple is useful, and turmeric tea helps with pain and inflammation, while chamomile helps with pain and relaxation and reducing cramping. :/ Not sayin' it will work for everybody, but I noticed my pain and PMS was lessened greatly when I was eating whole grains, spinach, kale, pineapple, etc, before my period began, and stood AWAY from any and all fast food, cheeses, and sugary treats...even though I was craving them so much!

cry
but I craaave sugary treats!
Unfortunately I see they give me a huge zit, as if I have 20 years less

Oh yes! :} Peppermint helps, but fresh ginger tea is WAY more potent! :/ That is if you can handle the taste of it. It's a bit peppery feeling..

Ginger tea/soup can go suck it :|

I don't like ginger at all