i have a blocked ear and people keep making milkshakes hard to open. i also left a fair bit of shampoo on my hair and it's going to leave a residue, probably. which is going to be a pain in the ass.

am probably gonna need to take another bath for that and that's going to be a pain in the ass because then i have to relocate my laptop downstairs because i only like using it downstairs and i hate having wet hair and being wet in general.

nyargh.

anyways. MALK.

-doesn't quite understand the necessity of high-fives-

<Fair enough.>

And I hope not. Maybe I'll drop by later today to pick some up.

Ew, milkshakes :| Help yourself, though.

Yeah, I seem to have a habit of accidentally leaving conditioner residue in my hair. My ear's been kind of fucky lately and I'm not sure if it's related to my sinuses also being fucky.

...I like showers and baths and water in general. Coupled with the fact that I feel very much at home near the sea, I sometimes get jokingly asked by my friends if I'm sure I'm not like... half merfolk or something.

dangit.

i just don't like bathing much bc, y'know. it takes up too much energy and as someone with depression / various undiagnosed bullshittery of a mental shenanigans, it takes energy.

strawbebby malk

:] *leans on the bar*
High fives are meant as a gesture of social acceptance, approval, encouragement and inclusion,
by means of a friendly and harmless mutual striking of palms together,
-u- resulting in a short sharp sound.
They are mostly unnecessary for survival, but are helpful in maintaining positive social interaction which is necessary for all needs above the basic physiological needs.

gestures in an excessively vague manner

am very tired. inevitably.

malk.

<:/ Poor lad.
*places a tiny plush cow on Barker's head*

steals the plush
inevitably
and goes back to playing dst

"Oh hi Merskewwy! You want a smore?" Derpy nudges one over.

beeps softly in the distance, inevitably.

gets into the nearest box.

<:] Aww, no thank you Derpy. ^-^ But you're very sweet for offering! *wiggles feet*

Derpy giggles and turns toward Voidbarker's faint beeping.
"Want a smore?" He offers loudly, holding one out.

unfortunately not.

i do appreciate the offer, though.

I'd take one, Derpy.

Also, what's the current bribe offer for not licking the bar?

Sorry I wasn't there to lend you my wheeled walker. The basket under the bench seat is mighty convenient when there's heavy stuff I couldn't otherwise transport.

"Hi Death!" Derpy cheerfully offers a smore.
"I dunno about the bwibe..."

That's okay, Derpy. I can't lick the bar while I'm talking to you anyways. Got to be some good role model to young dragons or something.

This ice bar is cold as...>:/ my hands!

And it's warm as my heart.

Aha! So this is where Derpy escaped to! No more sugar, Derpy!

Hmmm, but I could go for a quad-shot eggnog latte...

-covers box with blankets and pillows-

Well, it's your fault if your tongue gets stuck, so...

Hrm... honestly, wouldn't have been too difficult for me to carry a bottle of cider home, but there's a pretty steep slope in certain areas of the walk home, and it would have been bad if the bottle got away from me.

Next day or so is gonna be bonkers on my end. Last-minute travel prep, actually traveling, and just remembering to breathe...

Bleh. Sounds familiar.

Pffft. Derpy got free hot chocolate with marshmallows as a distraction instead.
Being an adult is lame.

I'd like a cup of ice with extra ice in it, please

ah, yes, the old trick of just waiting for water.

People who chew on ice swear it's different from water for some reason

why though
it probably won't be that different.

Yeah I guess they just like to chew
but people who like it
like, love it

...-confusedly hands over a giant mug of ice-

Hrm... does that color work better for CRT, I wonder...

Water melted from freezer ice cubes does taste different from normal tap water.

ice is just solid water.

sure but it still tastes different :|

I think it has to do with absorbing things from the air in the freezer?

Hmm. That’s probably right.

:/ Oof! Did I specify if I wanted cold cinnamon tea or hot cinnamon tea??; <~<;

:] Mmmyes, that. Hot tea. Yes please. *nod*

*licks ice*

thank u, ChRisTmas

I'm torn between making hot tea and getting my coffee maker back downstairs and using that to make coffee.

Brew tea with the brewed coffee?

*flies in from the cold, drops a well-insulated Adrian von Zeigler jacket onto Espy*

...Hmm...could I get a Roy G Biv tea?