I encourage you to open a window first, but yes, you may fart the alphabet backwards.

No, sorry. You can't crown yourself Queen of the Stacks; the library has been a representative democracy for years.

Why do you want to hide the evidence? But yes, you're allowed to gather a bunch of evidence for alien conspiracies and hide them in the group study rooms.

There may even be the official rulebook available in the hobby section, if no one borrowed it. Yes, you may teach people how to play D&D.

Everything is better with them. Yes, you can blow bubbles.

Looks like someone found a new business idea. Yes, you're allowed to use the 3D printer to make custom minis for the people learning to play D&D.

*prints custom 3-D minis for people learning to play D&D*

*signs up to learn D&D even though secretly already knowing how to play*

WHOO BUBBLES 8D

There are no other sites. Especially no sites that have events. There is only Trisphee, and Trisphee is the absolute best. Because it has events. Which no other site has. And once you accept this doctrine... well yes, then you can talk about events in other sites :P

No, you can't start a tickle fight. This would lead to people giggling, and giggling is not allowed in the library, therefore tickle fights are not allowed in the library. You're however free to tell silly jokes. Unless you giggle.

well, you'll be pinged when your card is up xD


Am I allowed to send valentine cards to multiple people?

Now who wouldn't enjoy some traditional mail? Valentines greetings are such a nice thing, you should spread the joy to everyone. So yes, you may send valentine cards to multiple people.

Of course. This is a library, the #1 place for research.

Not in the library, I'm afraid. But if you can find two characters, one place and one action in this game (whether you revealed them yourself or snagged the numbers from someone else) you can submit them for a couple lost books.

No. Please be quiet, this is a library after all.

Absolutely. But you'll have to hide the snake in a basket to smuggle it in, since it's not allowed to bring a reptile along.

Yes, the library rules allow you to stage an X-Files episode with dolls, complete with real fire.

Although I think they shouldn't.

I mean, fire in a library...

Alright.

Time for a RULE CHANGE!

Before, everything that contained at least one 4-letter word was allowed. But things have changed. Now it's allowed to follow basic safety guidelines and it's forbidden to light a fire.

What else is allowed? Well, that's up to you all to figure out!

Yes, you may decide what to wear.

Yes, you can decorate the staircase with mittens.

Am I allowed to give everyone hugs?
"Pwease?"

Sorry, but no... you can't give everyone hugs.

No, you're not allowed to make tabletop rpg terrain if you use battery-operated tea lights to represent fire.

No, you can't make blueprints for a ship.

No, you may not practice mime in front of the librarians.


...wow. Those rules sure seem more restrictive like the last set, huh?

Tarter Sauce ;u; Oh well

Yes, you can dance the macarena.

No, you're not allowed to murder anyone of your choice (though you might be allowed to murder specific people).

No, you must not bang on the recycle bin rhythmically like a drum.

No, you are not allowed to use the library for unconventional materials to design an outfit like on project runway.

No, you can't leave scalemaille flowers in random places for people to find.


Alright. That was a whole lot of no-nos, and some ideas sounded really cool. You know what that means?
Time for a rule change!

Previously you were allowed to do anything that had no word starting with a vowel. But no longer.

Now you're allowed to design a doctoral thesis completely in manga form, though you're not allowed to tear the books to use them for origami.

Yes, you're allowed to make knitted books and swap them for real books.

Yes, you can find a means to turn invisible, and sneak around putting eggs in people's pockets as a prank.