I don't get what you're supposed to do with this "significant other"
Cats I know. Other animals have guides
These? I don't know! Do I put them in a jar? How often do they need to be fed? Will my cats try to eat them?

Yay! Thank you!
Also, I may have exploded in laughter upon seeing that valentine.
XD

And another important question for asking,
/:\ Why do people think men like cologne and alcohol, and ladies like jewelry and flowers???

:[ What even IS a men? Or a ladies?? <x} And what the heck is it with Lingerie being used for sex?? Why not Lingerie for dudes? 8/ *shrug* Why not Lingerie, movie marathon, slumber party?

x'D hahaha! You're welcome!

Reading all these comments has made me very thankful that no one tries pairing me up with my honorary brother anymore.

Ou@;????
I don't even think anyone's tried to pair me with MY brother...can't imagine the awkward level there. >~>;;;

ene that's a level of awkward I don't wanna experience

And now I present,
Things to do in Lingerie besides it's intended purpose.
Even though literally NO ONE asked for this. Xux;
(As I don't have any lingerie, I just used my nightgown/hand-me-down tank top. x})

Clean around your ears.



Butcher up the national anthem into a hairbrush for some reason.


Sneak out of the bedroom and into the closet where you can scheme!



Take part in a classic mexican standoff with finger guns.



Play a frustrating game of charades.



and of course, direct someone to the nearest exit.

Derpy waddles in. "Can I be at the swumber party too? Pwease?"

I've been hearing gunshots. Now I know why.

:D Sure ya can Derpy. Just be sure to bring your own popcorn because I don't got any. <x]


> 8{ Not my fault!
Someone decided to sing about the golden treasure's whereabouts. >~> Blasted pirates..

Derpy waddles out, then returns, dragging a bag of buttery popcorn with one paw and a big bag of skittles in the other.
"Otay! I'm weady!"

:D Hooray! *sets Derpy in a cozy pillow* ^U^ It's time for Lion King, er, Sleeping Beauty, er-! >~>; um...How about, Hunchback of Notre Dame?? <x'}

Helpmeouthere!what'sappropriateforadragonbaby??? e_o;;

"Quasimodo!" Derpy cheers as he offers you a pawful of candy.

Lingerie & Hairbrush = best way to sing the national anthem XD
I had tears in my eyes at your patriotic performance.
*serious nod*

i would like to put on 'timmy failure: mistakes were made' and watch it together with Derpy but i'm not subbed to disney plus >.>

i'm all in on a fingergun standoff XD

Awww....that sounds like a great thing to watch with Derpy! Unfortunately, I don't have Disney+ either.

*joins in the finger-gun standoff*

I don't much see the point of lingerie so my pajamas are generally shorts that I'm not comfortable wearing in public and either a tank top or an oversized shirt.

To the final question, the answer is just about always yes. If it has a pulse, your cats will likely try to eat it It might look like friendly kisses, but that's just tenderizing.

And I would think Fern Gully would be a good movie for a baby dragon.

Ooohhh...I do love Fern Gully! Maybe after the current disc of Gilmore Girls, Derpy and I will watch it!

:D Thanks Derpy! *takes the candy and puts it under a toy chicken* ^-^

@ Death: <u< Ah, I try.~ Mermaids got natural voices that can move people's hearts or their legs. Sometimes both, when they run screaming. x'D

@ daiko: I just tried Disney + only to watch The Mandalorian. >w> That's the only reason.

@ kaderin: /x} YES! Same. My PJs are just tank tops, shorts or pj bottoms, and sometimes a button up pj top as a sort of temporary robe. -w-
:] The point of Lingerie for me is to feel and/or look sexy while doing literally anything else that doesn't involve seduction. x'D

@ Witchy: o//-/o; *has war flashbacks of Tim Curry's Toxic Love segment* Ahhhhhh, it's a nice one buuuuuut, <8}

How about Pinocchio? :D With Figaro the kitty cat? https://media.tenor.com/images/9a08c...a651/tenor.gif

"KITTY!" Derpy hugs Figaro.

Hmm, so if one dies free cat food. V nice

Never did like cat food. :/ Then again I don't care much for Tuna. <x}

Chicken and salmon are two other common cat foods

looks like mer's nonbio bits might be corroding a smidge

i ordered myself a book of emily dickinson's complete poems for valentine's day. cause that is as romantic as i can get. sitting alone in my room reading poetry <3

Sounds like a good time

definitely :D can't be beat. except maybe by a drama binge-watch

so - i juuuust finished the new Poldark series (it ran from 2015 to 2019 on BBC).... but it's based on a book series of 12 books (and book 12 is kind of a spoiler for what goes beyond the series! :O )

since my library has all 12 books, i'm now wondering if i want to go ahead and request book 1 NOW, or wait until i've finished the book i started (that i own) that i've set aside for another library book?

(if that doesn't make sense - i've started reading a book i own. then i got an email that my book at the library was ready for pickup. so i set my own book aside to get the library book. library books get read before my own books, as library books have a deadline; my own do not)

hmm, i guess you might not want to read the whole series in a go? so maybe read the book you own between, say, the first and second books of the series? all up to you though, go by your mood.

I damaged a library book. I didn't realize the jug of water I keep in my backseat had frozen, busted and had a slow leak. It soaked my whole bookag including one of my D&D books and the book I had out from the library. I can't go back for a while in Shame even though I already paid for it.

I hate reading series a they come out if I can't read them all back to back it drives me nuts.

Y'all want a bear mascot for Valentine's Day? I have one in mind....... 8D

https://external-content.duckduckgo....gif&f=1&nofb=1

he doesn't look entirely friendly...

love emily dickinson!!!

i think once i finish my current library book, i'll finish the book i've started (#1), then read book #2 (also that i own). when i'm almost done with that, i'll request book 1 in the series. as i get close to finishing that, i'll request book 2; and so on.

of course, this will get interrupted when one of the other books i've requested from the library come in (it publishes next week). i'm not sure if others are reading the series as well, so they'll probably be delays between books, and i can work on my own books i'm rereading when that happens too. :D


i hear you there.... i'm in the middle of a few series that i'm reading. if i don't read the next one in a timely fashion, i've forgotten what's happened in the book before (GRRM, i'm looking at you!) the problem with one of them is who knows when the author will publish the last few she has listed on her site; her newsletters are all about her current legal nightmares. *sigh*

Aww what a cute bear!

But seriously though, it looks really familiar, what is that bear from?

Corrosion? /B] Psh! That's only for metal that follow the rules. *adjusts snazzy sunglasses*

oh my! -fans self and tries not to shed any prickles-

On the other hand,
my bio bits are absolutely infested with bacteria. >B] But don't freak out.
-U- It's protective bacteria.

https://www.infectioncontroltoday.co...dde97eaa27.jpg ...in shiny armor?

Needs the mitochondria