>W< You might just get thwarted before you can accomplish such!!!
*Wiggles and then pukes him up* There... out the mouth, Cause I'm just that nice... LOL

Thank you! *looks at self* I'm going to take a shower now

*stares at him for a bit then holds hands over mouth and coughs trying not too laugh to much* I guess I got too carried away... o 3 o

*sniff sleeve* What did you eat before you ate me?

Probably Lauv - bug ahahaha >_> <_< ... She's been in there for days O.O

You ate my wife! How dare you! She was going to buy me a Bugatti! Spit her out!

xD So wife and husband can be together D: IN MAH TUMMEHHHH, What's the problem? You want back in? *grins* And what on earth is a bugatti? LOL

No I don't want back in. Nu-uuh!
A bugatti is 1.4 mill car

XD! LOL You're gonna miss your wifey eventually >_>
.. Damn expensive O.O I thought it sounded like a car a mixture between a Volkswagen bug and a Ducati hahah...
-googles- xD

No not really. I have a friend, who is a little more as a friend <.< >.>

I'm not that cheap!

Wait whattttttttt. ARE YOU CHEATING!!! *gasp*

Well, I was with that girl before I even knew Lauv and well *points at signature*

Lmaoo Oh I see..I'm guessing she's not on Trisphee... On solia maybe?
:O
Dude Lauv is awesome xD I'm sad that i missed your wedding, but i think you must have too ahahha since you happened to just wake up like that.

Nope she isn't on Solia either

I heard it was awesome. I heard I had Elvis as my best man. Shame we missed it

<_< Someone slipped ruffies in the punchbowl *sings and darts eyes*

It wasn't me

probably Lauvvv the Chavvvvvvv.... :3 ahahha

O.o she's not really a chav... just thought I'd be cooler if I could rhyme... ?_?

Yeah I think so. Or maybe it was some one else! How to find out?

hmmm... >_> <_< What was the last thing you remember of that night? XD

Some freak with sunglasses on, saying something about being a CSI or something <.< >.>

AHAHAHA, that's not a nice thing to say about your father in law ...

H-h-he is my... O_O NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

ROFL! <_< DID SOMETHING HAPPEN O.O?

I don't want him is a daddy in law! He knows everything about you within 40 minutes!

D: I THINK maybe you have to worry about more than just that >_>

Don't worry, I didn't leave any evidence after tha-- never mind!

D:!!!!!!!! REVEAL YOUR SECRETS EVIL ONE!!!!!!!! *pokes my fingers together*

Sorry, computer says no

D< *overrides computer system* FFFFF---

-.-
*hacks into your computer*

D:!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOO HACKZORSSSS ;; *crys* Please don't....I-I'll give you ... a...a... lollypop?

*makes your computer say NO*

D:<!!!! *Quickly shuts off computer and then stares at the screen biting fingernails* ....O.O what's this... IT STILL SAYS 'NO' on the off screen ... WTFFffffffffffffff -headpalms-

Mwuhahaha! Just admit that I'm good!

>_> UHUH...... *throws computer at your face* this is useless now :(

...I could've fixed that. Yeah, I must admit, now it's destroyed, it is useless

D: are we gonna have a funeral? ... poor monster :'(

Sure, if you want to. Did your computer have a religion?

He believed in Thor... And... the Rainbow cookie god in the sky... :D

He...he believe in me? Ah how nice! *gives dead computer a rainbow cookie*