(after school it is then)

(You start or shall I? It makes more sense story wise if you do.)

Malia sighed as she leaned against the wall by the entrance of the school, she was dressed regularly and had her bag at her feet, as she looked for Bastian. She had none of her disguises on and felt naked without them.
(note tyler, not literally naked)

(Aha... I know I know..)
Bastion standing on a bench oddly, right across from Malia yells.
"MALIA OVER HERE!!!" Said making a ruckus causing unneeded attention.

Malia sighed shaking her head and flipping anyone off that looked at her as she picked up her bag and walked over putting away the book that was in her hand she glared at him "lazy much?" she asked him acidly

Bastion swings Malia into his arms gently, lets go to the park. The sun glisten perfectly on his skin shining like a golden sun....
"AND THEN WE CAN GO RIDE DOWN THE SLIDE!" He said killing the moment entirely.

"how about you put me down and you might have the same number of teeth by the time we get to the park" Malia said completely serious

Bastion stares blankly at her, suddenly everything around her looked chibi like. Bastions face turns completely white, contributing to the blank look.
"But first we need to go shopping for a outfit, your not going to the park like that..."
Everything soon turned back into reality where we left off.

she simply raised her fist "I am going in this whether you like it or not, I don't need to change anything if we're going to the park" she said glaring

"Hmph" Bastion said gently lifting Malia's arms, looking as he is measuring her. He grabs her hand and runs off dragging Malia down the street. He reached into his pocket with his other hand and grabbed a cell phone and went to speed dial.
"Hello? Yes its me Clair.. Yes nice to hear from you two... I have an emergency, I have a girl who isn't dressed for the park. Uh huh.. Yup the slide... THANKS YOUR THE BEST!" He hangs up.
"DON'T WORRY MALIA HELP IS ON THE WAY!"

Malia quickly dug her heels into the ground stopping him in his tracks "I'm perfectly fine as is, if you are obsessed with clothes I think I just found leverage" she said smirking

Bastion lifting Malia over his shoulders. "Quit itttt..." He said moaning. "Were almost theerrree..." After a few short blocks of running he walked into a extremely nice dress store. Everything looking extremely expensive. A lady walks up to them, she is wearing a tight fitting dress with a boa. She is smoking out of a long pipe and her hair is dead red. She looked anorexic and had a very strong loud grouchy crude voice.

"Oh isn't it my favorite little Kent!" The women said.

"Clair! Thanks so much! Take care of her.. For the slide at the park." Bastion said rushing.

"Oh don't worry I'll take good care of her, GIRLLLLS!" She said extremely loud.

"Yes Madam Clair?" A trio of girls appear out of the blue asking.

"It's time to go to work." Clair said.

"SEE YOU LATTERRR!!" Bastion said as Malia is carried off by the girls.

"Bastian I am going to kill you when this is over!" she yelled as she was carried away struggling to get away from the girls

"You say that now! But you'll be glad when its over!" Bastion said aloud.

"I am not putting on a skirt! let alone a dress!" he heard her cry out. "No no and no! jeans and a shirt are all I need!"

Bastion was sitting on a couch curled up upside down in a strange position holding and reading one of the beauty magazines offered on the table. Hearing all the screaming made it feel like his job was a success.

"Oooh Kent your Barbie is looking like she came right out of the dream dress package!" Clair said walking down towards him.

"Will she be ready to go to the Park to ride down the slide?"

"Once I tear off those jeans she will be."

Bastion continues to listen to the screams of Malia.

"no, no and no! I am not losing the jeans!" she yelled struggling to run to the door of the shop "this barbie is a tomboy and will stay as is!" she yelled

Bastion notices Malia walking out Jean-less,in a cocktail dress walking down towards him.
"YOUR READY TO GO DOWN THE SLIDE NOW!" Bastion said grabbing Malia's hands running out of the store. "THANKS CLAIR, PUT IT ON THE ACCOUNT!"
Clair waves while coughing from the smoke she made.

Malia crossed her arms over her chest "I will kill you slowly" she hissed as he dragged her away

Bastion ran up to a gated park, the security guard nodded and opened the gate.
The park name was The Slide and there was a long stairs going down to the park area.
"Were almost there."
After the long walk down, there was a party with men in suits and classy women respecting elderly folks.
"ILL BE BACK!" Bastion said running towards a building.

Malia sighed "wait Bastian!" she called out she was not happy about being alone, finding an empty bench she sat down and waited, playing with the edge of her dress

Bastion runs down back instantly right after leaving Malia, in a black suit and tie.
"OK lets go!" He said softly grabbing Malia's hand heading towards the dinning area.

"wait here are we going?" she asked not at all happy about being dragged around in a dress of all things

(... What? Rephrase what you said? xD)

(where are we going*)

(Ooooh OK! XD)

Bastion moves a set out for Malia to sit in.
"Dinner." He said waiting for Malia to sit down.

Malia sat down "thank you" she said softly pulling the chair in

Bastian sits down, waiting bored. He swirls his fingers on the white table cloth.
"I'm surprised you haven't ask anything about were we are."

Malia smiled "because I don't really care, it must be special if you were brave enough to get me in a dress" she said

"It's my Grandma's birthday party, my parents wanted to make a good impression so they asked me to bring a date. You know... Inheritance and all..." Bastian said now with his chin on the table looking daze.

Malia nodded "Well, first off manners dictate no elbows on the table," she said softly a small smile on her face "and secondly if she's anything like my grandmother she is rather strict correct?" she asked raising an eyebrow

"Ehhh.. Define strict." Bastion said raising his head off the table staring into space with a extreme horrified face. "Ehh.. Ehh.. Yeah.. Strict you could say. But I prefer devil."

Malia nodded "okay, I just need one more piece of information, does she like books, and does she prefer the time without all this technology?" she asked him softly

"All I can think she does is spend money, lots of it. She'll eat lots of pastries and goes out on expensive vacations all the time."
Bastion said pondering.

Malia sighed looking down at her lap "oh well, I'll just have to wing it" she said softly more to herself than to him

"Hey hey Bass!" A middle aged man said beginning to pull out a chair to allow a women of similar age to sit down next to Bastion and Malia.

"Hmm?" Bastion said looking up at the man, he was dressed in a weird shade of brown coat with a Irish green looking plaid shirt under it, and a purple tie with orange flowers on it. "DAD.. YOU PROMISED ME YOU WOULDN'T EMBARRASS ME BY WEARING THAT IF I BRING A DATE!"

"Oh don't bother arguing with your father." The lady next to him said, she is wearing a tight white dress showing her cleavage. "Better men then you tried, no matter how many times I hide that thing he always seems to find it.

"Aaaah. Stop hatin. Be a player duuude." Bastion's father said trying to act cool.

"Aagh." Bastion said head banging to the table.

"Ooooh and who's this pretty lady son?" He said with a strong happy attitude grabbing Malia's hands gently smoothing her skin on his hand. "My name is Alexander Jedediah Sin Clair!" He said proudly. "But you can just call me Jeddy if you want." Whispering into Malia's ears very perverted like.

Malia stifled a giggle as she heard Bastian complain to his father. She then introduced herself to him "I'm Malia, you can call me way too young for you" she said smirking

(Hello miss, nice of mistypes xD, sorry. I don't want to be complaining but I'm having a hard time reading some of it..)

Bastion seemingly unconscious from embarrassment, stands up steamed, and grabs his fathers ear. Directing him away from the table. Bastion then walks back. "That takes care of that." He said dusting off his hands showing he took care of business.

"BAAAAAASTTTTIIIIOOOOON!" Jeddy said running up towards the table crying. "Well! *sniff* Why did you throw me into the pond! Am I not you father figure anymore." As Jeddy sobs and goes on complaining Bastion is speaking over him to Malia.

"Sorry about him... He's.. Well.. You know.."

Malia nodded and looked at Bastian's father "if you plan on making a good impression you must behave, be on your best behavior and dress nicely, not mismatch" she said trying to rein in the insanity knowing she would do exactly that for her mother who was exactly like Jeddy

Jeddy stiffened up very adult like and straighten his tie. "I'll be back." He said sound confidently, and he walks away.

"Aah, thank you for that." The lady sitting at the table said. "Oh I don't think I acquainted myself, I'm Jeddy's sister Rasp. Nice to meet you."