That would suck to not have a Costco. D:

Oh, you know what also sucks? Not having an Ikea or an H&M, because the city I live in doesn't have either. )': I always go to them whenever I visit my relatives in Toronto.

Giant avocados? A ton of guacamole? I like!

xD What are avocadoes?

I love cosco as well, whenever I go with my mom I run to the free samples ;D
I love buying the big jar of lolly pops from them <3 I like lolly pops... Especially those airhead ones

O_O You're kidding right? This is an avocado. They are omnomnom!

Mmm, yeah. I love the giant boxes of candy section. xD

Oooh that.. Never had one in my life!

Illusion:

Well then.... HAVE ONE! D:< Have you at least had guacamole before?

Uhhh.... No... x.x...

GASPEH!! Illusion, you MUST have guacamole! I make pretty delicious guacamole. my mommy's good at teaching me how to cook. I don't like store-bought guacamole anymore because it's not as tasty. but I still eat it anyway because "not as good" is still pretty good. XD

Guacamole is a fun word xDD

it really is. GUACAMOLE! it's even more fun to say than it is to type. and it's more fun to eat than any of those combined. >:]

What does it taste like o.o
*50th post xD Woot!*

uh....it tastes like....avacado? XD
I mash up my avacado, squeeze in some lime juice, and add salt, pepper, garlic, and onion. I don't really know how to describe what it tastes like. .__.

Its just amazing? Ill remember about it next time I go to kroger... I want to go make homemade rice balls ;D

mmm. sounds delicious. we should throw in cheesecake on a stick and have a Trisphee cooking party!

Hmm.. A stawberry Cheese cake..... That reminds me.. MY DAD STILL OWES ME A BIRTHDAY CAKE! D< And a present! And a happy birthday!
My birthday was july 18th and its what Aug 4th now.. *sharpens sword*

awwww. my parents still owe me a graduation celebration dinner. but that's not as bad as missing a birthday! D:

I know.. I'm even living with him now! So what.. If I don't live with my dad I get cake, homemade dinner, money, and go out to a track racing and laser tag. And when I move in I get squat!? D<

He always says he will get me something, I just say "make it cash !"

yeah, cash would be nice. he should really get you something, that's just sad. D:<

I can't... look at that bird without cringing in pain.

but that bird is so epic and adorable! <3

Stare at Mr. Tweetums and suffer!!!! >DDDD


Yeah I know x.x... He still hasn't done nothing... I still try to get a birthday greeting from him.. All he does is work, drink and get buzzed and complains that I don't do much other then hog the computer. (Which I do, but Ill gladly get out IF MY BIKE WAS FIXED! X.X)

aww. that's tough. maybe while you're hogging the computer, you could google how to fix a bike? DX I'm glad none of my family drinks.

Lucky bastard >O
Well I need a part for my bike and.. I don't know what the part is x.x... I don't know bikes or anything mechanical..

awww. =/ then......steal/hide all the alcohol and don't give it back until he does something for you?

Oh I've tried that actually, he just always seems to find it.. I should just dump it all but I don't wanna get killed. Right now its 3 am in the morning and he woke up and is having a hangover.

3 am in the morning as opposed to 3 am in the afternoon? XD

dumping it would be a good idea if it didn't get you killed...maybe do that while he's out of town and/or right before you go out of town somewhere... >.> separate yourself so you're not there when he finds out.

Eh maybe.. He will be upset with me one way or the other....
DX Stupid root kanal!!! Dad forgot to wake up and take me to the doctors yesterday so Im stuck with an aching tooth

oh no! :< I'm sorry. **gives lots of ice cream and hugs and pills**

Pill ice cream? <33333333 MA FAVORITE! (XD Not really..)

I want sprinkles for my vanilla ice cream.. I love sprinkles... I would only eat sprinkles on the ice cream then the actual sprinkles xDD

*attempts to moderate the bird*

Trisphee does not need evil entit... *hides in the corner in fear*

You can't stop the evil of Mr.Tweetums harvesting all the evil in these forums.

What is Mr. Tweetums going to do when he has obtained all the evil on Trisphee?

Lay bad eggs?

Yes.. I mean.. NUUU! He's not going to lay any f*beep*ken bad eggs. He will challenge everyone to a Childrens Card Game... On.. motocycles... And and.. Then he will enslave your soul and feed them to his off springs. Bringing the end to Trisphee!!! HAA HA HAA HA HA HAA HA HA!!! But somewhere in those lines I will be placed king.. And then I will.... WAIT WHAT THE BLOODY HELL WILL I DO AFTER THAT!! I need to think this plan through..

I want to know the rules of this card game! not fair if I don't know how to play! is it a game like Yu-Gi-Oh? I want to duel!

Awww... no eggs? *puts away frying pan sadly*

BTW, where's the cake we were promised?

Sadly to say.. THE CAKE WAS A LIE!!!! Well actually it isn't a lie... You just need cheat codes to find it... xD

Lucid: Yes its Duel Monsters!! Haa ha ha!! Be warned Mr. Tweetums deck is full of evil bird type cards! INCLUDING MEGA ULTRA CHICKEN!!!! YOU CAN'T BEAT THE GOD CARD MEGA ULTRA CHICKEN HAA HA HA HAAA!!!

How could you?! *sobs*

The cake is always a lie! Like I was promised a cake this weekend for my birthday that was last month but.. I see no cheese cake D<

I... had cheescake yesterday. I am sorry. It was delicious.

DDDXXXXXXXX
Tease me with your cake and I shall do the same