Oh, are you into sharper dress? How about this: I'll be sharp as a nail on yonder plank, if ye tame that mess on yer head. We gots a deal, lass?

And when ya stick out like that nail, ye'll be the first one to be bonked on your head.

Ah, so it appears you are the salty one. Tis no wonder ye thought I meant your arse before. Hahaha! Ye may see me in finery just yet.

~starts playing music~

And when I do, I'll drink to yer health. Fer now, though, I'll drink to the glory o' the tavern! *lifts glass* TO THE TAVERN!

*swaggers in with a bottle of rhum in hand*

-throws glass of milk at Nikko-

Ye not toasting >:U

Ah, it would seem I forgot something...I lost me nice sh'rt fight'n off some men who obviously were willingly surrendering their plunder to me...so it would seem ye only get most of the "finery".

I am the manry-est of men!

Hiya lauv XD

Hermes put on some clothes >:U

*grins at Lauv* Ahoy there, madame harlot! Are ye here for the entertainment?!

If that be yer finest, I think yer coffer's short a few coins.

Hermes is naked?

-finds quiet spot away from commotion to enjoy a nice quiet drink-

~throws some gin at the captain~

Oh, not empty, but a good captain has no coin t' spare for frilly, fancy cloth!

The captain is dashing >:U

I am the manry-est of men!

Ya look like ye ar' a secon class pirate.

I dun need no fancy cloth on me, I have charm. I j'st dun feel the need to impress th' crew with me good looks. I have me sword, me coin, and the sea.

Pard'n, cap'in, if ye prefer impress'n yer men with yer boyish charm~

its called swag XD

Ye have all th' charm 'o a mushroom Hermes

That may be so, but ye need to set the sails out a wee bit more to gift ye crew th' proper... motivation.

@reyo: yes, I am here for the entertainment~

I DEMAND TRAK TO DANCE!
*sits on a couch*

Bah, "Swag". Ye yung'uns know we eearnd swag in my day? Sword 'n hand, on the sea! But since I seem to have b'n fergotten t' time, let me introduce ya...I am Hermes, and it is me sure stinkin pleasure to meet ya. If I need ta be in uniform to make you pups hush up, then aye, I'll wear it.

I am the manry-est of men!

Aha t'would appear one o ye is in comical spirits.

Ya know, one of me monikers in stranger waters is Zephy. Maybe ya heard o' me? I doubt it...

-Dances to Safety Dance-

I am the manry-est of men!

*was about to take a swig of vodka, but stops* Avast, thar, what be ye doin' in me cleavage, Vane?!

I b'lieve he be lookin fer booty

I am the manry-est of men!

Lad, it is quite possible t' admire th hills, without tryin t' climb 'em~

Ye're still far too spit shine to be a scurvy pirate, mister Hermes.

Dread Pirate Vane, how be ye goin' to pour drinks wit' ye face in me chest?

I am the manry-est of men!

He could be lookin fer more to drink, if ye catch my drift.

Insult me uniform one more time, and I'll cut yers off

I am the manry-est of men!

Well, if ye think ye can handle it, then by all means carry on.

O.o Cap'n Trak! Someone be tryin' to pillage me lovely booty!

Tha's a booty I'll not be trifling with anytime too soon, but I'd be glad to get acquainted. *brandishes sword* Ye challengin me, miss~?

-floats in-

I need to join the crew, huh XD Hm....I need a better pirate name that the generator is spitting out.

I am the manry-est of men!