Only child thank you
(and I am x3)

Would you rather be covered in hot tar or duct taped entirely whilst wearing only underwear?

Duct tape cuz i could get someone to use water to slowly but safely get it off >=3

would you rather get dunked in ice water or boiling water?

Definitely ice water... I think I have a higher tolerance for cold than hot. :o
Would you rather eat 50 hamburgers in a row or lick one moldy hamburger? xD

lick a moldy one, i'll just have soap, hot water (to wash my mouth out) and meds on hand to make sure i don't get sick XP

Would you rather get a large tattoo in a sensitive area or get a small(like the width of a golf ball) burn in a less sensitive area?

Hmmm..I wouldnt want the burn cause it could leave ugly scar tissue, so yeah i'd go with the tattoo as long as I could pick out what i'm getting and such XD
Would you rather lose 50 years off your life... or chop your arm off? O-o

lose 50 years, then there's the chance of a less pain

would you rather be made of paper or made of rock?
note: yes your alive, and can move.

haha, I'm guessing rock would be the better choice here ... not so flimsy. :o
Would you rather live in a cardboard box in a busy city or live on a sand dune by yourself in the middle of the desert?

I'd have to say carbord box on a busy street b/c at least I could try to find food and money where in the desert, there's nothing but sand.

Would you rather eat nothing for 2 weeks or eat the same food for 2 months?

Same for 2 months as long as i could choose what

would you rather dress as the opposite gender your whole life or as an animal?

I would rather dress as the opposite gender, it wouldn't be too much of a prob.
I would never dress like an animal though. e_e

Would you rather eat snails or worms. c:<

I've heard escargot is delicious from people whose tastes are similar to mine, so I'd rather eat snails and just... have them cooked first. xD

Would you rather have an unlimited lifetime supply of fresh, straight-from-the-oven breadsticks or one instance of fantastic sex?

unlimited lifetime supply of fresh, straight-from-the-oven breadsticks.
I love breadsticks and never want to have sex. |D

Would you rather have winter where it's at 0 almost all the time or summer where it's 100 degrees almost all the time where you live ?

Winter at 0, you can only take off so much or do so much to cool down, it's easier to wrap your self up to stay warm =3

Would you rather get sent to a random point in the past that you know at least a little about, or a time in the future you know nothing about?

I'd like to be sent to the future.
I would rather explore something completely new and seem like a noob at EVERYTHING instead of being the head of the world and knowing everything. :C
My head works like that, yes.

Would your rather discover the cure of AIDS or cancer?

Cure for cancer.
My grandma had it and I would've loved to be able
to get rid of it in her ... :c

edit :: sorry. D: forgot.

uuh .. would you rather be trapped with a person you
hate for the rest of your life or never able to see
the person you love ever again ?

No question = no answer ?

Would you rather be in shape but only average-looking, or attractive but fat?