The Portal of Oddly Demon World is located in your pocket, La gasps!

Yay! I found a cookie!!
>.>
<.<
*noms*

*rummages* I found my grandma's teeth. XD

Those oatmeal cookies were for keiko's grams and her missing teeth you were holding!!
-digs in pockets-
hmm they're empty.. i feel sooo... i feel so cheated.

*searches in her pockets* Oooh, Lucky Star DVD! :3

-steals back from pockets- no wai mine and so is this Kaleido star dvd set as well.

*rummages through pockets and finds harry potter books* Bahaha!

LIES!!!!!!!
I do not care nor like that crazy woman's writing. She should be burned for stealing!

>>
-rummages through pockets-

Oh sweets- Yuuuummmm~<3

Stealing what? *grabs a knife from her pockets.

There is another author who she took a lot of ideas from and well i just don't like her for her behavior towards a kid who was using some of her stuff as ref.

-grabs can of mace- BATTLEREADYSTART!

*takes out...* confetti...where'd you came from? XD

OMG YOU HAVE A!.....what? .... erm.... flying dildo in your pocket!

*grabs dildo* I'm saving it for lonely nights... *clears throat and rummages through pockets* Why do you have my Undies?!

... i don't have pockets.... GET YOUR HAND OUT OF THERE! ::shivers:: How the hell did you fit that up there... ::rummages through Lauv's and finds some chewing gum and candy... then runs away...::

*searches through pockets* You has a pockets! DX *grabs some...* pocky sticks!! :3

*rummages in pocket and finds a poniard* Uh... sharp pointy objects, anyone?