meimei's cake is a lie



<< ouch, though to be honest the other day i put my bra on backwards and it still fit *cymbals*

Pfft.

Those are so hair extensions.

Seriously? That's kind of funny. o wo

//on the mule

not really, i just wanted to make meimei laugh hahaha


that is /so/ a dye job

Well, you did succeed. XD

Pft. Chocobo totally dyed her skin.

meimei is a lady

(That's no false accusation, I am a lady. XDD)

Choboco is secretly a duck controlling a human bodysuit.

technically a chocobo, and keep telling yourself that <<;

meimei passed her drivers' exam

A duck. B: And I shall, that is what's on my birth certificate. =U=

Chocobo totally stalks me at night,

meimei's birth certificate is legit

Oh, that's cold. xD

Chocobo's birth certificate was set on fire.

madame was nowhere near that fire

Chocobo constantly bumps into walls due to having no eyes.

meimei touches my bum

Regina has a secret crush on me

meimei wants to sleep with my brother

Regina tried to look up my dress.

; x;