What....O_o...just happened

My friend. EVERYTHING HAPPENED.
My Abs saw all! Isn't that right abs!?
*Abs jiggle*

...Eww. Pure muscle doesn't jiggle, man.

I'm making it jiggle! THATS HOW STRONG I AM!
*Moves pecs to jiggle like crazy*

maybe they just flexed...

Be aroused by my hypnotic pecs!

yeah, he's flexing.

*Rubs butter all over body*
Who wants some bacon?
*Puts bacon on body and lets my extreme hotness heat the bacon*

....-quietly slips out of the thread-

*Grabs Espy*
Your part of the x-men! DO YOU KNOW CARD TRICKS! I LOOOVE CARD TRICKS!
*More anti stirs the room*

-twitches at grammar-

(I actually don't. My hands are too small to do any decent tricks/reveals. Same goes for successful shuffling, but I'm decent at riffle shuffling. Been practicing.)

(I'm using this grammar on purpose of the anti Illusion.)

COME ON! Card trick dude! Lets see some magic!

I wonder what would happen if two guys-who-never-get-tired-of-hearing-thier-own-voices got together. -cough- Illusion -cough- Gambit

I love my voice! It sounds like an angel singing from the heavens.

...That's wonderful.

I should totally sing now duude..
*Sings my ABC's, the voice is so bad and high pitch the frequencies made birds explode*