Trust, me better than Mandarin.
Friken four tone system. Ju, one word- friken different meanings depending how you say it. Ju = pig, but Ju = Bamboo. But becareful, dont say Ju, that means cook. But back to what you said- atleast for us "Live" is still "Live" while Ju means "to live".

I just hate language. I absolutely hate it.

I love it- especially when politicians screw up with it.

Oh so much so.

Meh. I do not want to go to work tonight -Snuggles into the pillows-

Neither do I, one of my favorite coworkers quit.
Anyway, I'm heading out. Text me if you want.

Will do captain!
-Falls over into a pile of abnormally large and fluffy pillows.-

done mowing.
-yawns-

Huzzah! I am done with my shift

-claps vigorously for lio-

-Pounces.- Shhhhh. You'll attract the evilness within me?

Ahh, ok then.

I had a dream that I conjured and consumed a witch for her powers.

I had a dream I talked to a girl on skype.
Go me, right?

Yeah.

-Hides jealous green beast.-

no reason to hide it

>_< There totally is too!