Is that a clown phobia I spot?

I wouldn't go as far as to say phobia. Definitely not a phobia. No no, my phobias are...different.

Clowns are just wrong on a fundamental level. Those big bald heads, exagerrated face paint. That unhinged, illogical excitement at nonsenical humor that makes it impossible to reason with a clown. Those eyes. That grin. That awful...awful side hair.

The clown is dead. Anything calling itself a clown today is a twisted mockery of innocence lost. Woe be to you who would tolerate a clown.

I am actually afraid of wasps.

Wasps are dicks.

Exactly. Wasps are the Dodge Rams of the insect world. No matter if you get close or they get close, they instantly take offense. Nothing should be able to sting you multiple times. But yeah no in my old delivery job I used to deliver to a guy who had a house covered in wasps. I had two massive cans of projectile RAID and every delivery was pretty much a PTSD John Woo film.

I also hate wasps, but, wasp item incoming.

Well if that's how that goes, I also have a phobia of Pangolins and receiving large amounts of aurum.

Hahaha tell Dolly about that one xD

*Carries a basket with a Pangolin, Clown Doll, and Japanese Wasp*
Oops...now the links are all mixed up...

*Checks for Widdershins*
*Checks for Anglo-Saxon heritage*
*Ckecks for Paganism*

...nuts...
*Gets buried in acorns*

...help...me....

xD

oh my god. Your avatar is terrifying cupcake.

*lightly nudges you toward a fridge*

Nega-IT!

There's all shroom down here, Georgey.

You've gone too far.