I would rather be perceived unhealthy despite being fit, because I would rather be healthy than have others think I am when I'm not.

Would you rather drink a bottle of Sriracha or a bottle of TABASCO®?

I would rather not talk at all.

Would you rather eat a penny or a teaspoon or sand?

I'm afraid of heights... pahaha. I guess skydive.

Would you rather never own a cell phone ever again or give up eating ice cream forever?

Hospital - I can at least claim the meds made me loopy

Would you rather have no hands or no legs?

No Legs
Would you rather be unable to listen to music or be unable to read?

Friends, hands down. I don't really have money but I'm still pretty happy because I have good friends.

Would you rather know that your house is haunted or remain unaware? (Note: Remaining unaware does not mean haunted stuff won't still happen)

I would rather know so I could do something about it.

Jaguar, we need your question! <3

Oh, opps. Would you rather miss the first day of class or get a barely passing grade in class?

Definitely rather miss the first day. That can always be made up but a barely passing grade hurts my pride. XD

Would you rather discover a way to end world hunger or bring world peace?

I would prefer to learn a way to end world hunger, as some battles are fought over resources like food. Would you rather be unable to communicate or not be able to understand anyones communication?

I sort of have that difficulty in both departments...so...I'd rather not be able to understand others (as not being able communicate in any way disables any hope of self-representation)

Would you rather be ill on a break from school/work, or ill during school/work?

That's actually a tough one, since I've experienced both. Working while sick really sucks because it makes everything harder and it makes it harder for you to get well. I guess I'd rather be sick while on a break so I can get better faster. Good question!

Would you rather....Take a flavorless pill that guarantees all the nutrients and sustenance you require, but brings no pleasure to eating for the rest of your life, or be incapable of differentiating tastes, but still able to enjoy all the other aspects of eating food?

Maybe the flavorless pill, because I'm not a big foodie and I hardly pay attention while I'm eating anyway. I just gotta fill my stomach when I gotta.
Would you rather live forever or die young?

Honestly, part of me has no plans for continued existence beyond 50...so die young... (I would rather the future not have such a negative outlook due to global warming, sociopolitical issues getting more bleak, running out of fuels, etc.)

Would you rather read a morose, well-written story, or a hopeful, low-quality one?

I read loads and I write, or try to. So good writing gives me revelations and makes me go SQUEEE and low quality is hard for me to even get through if it's bad enough... so yeah, I'd read the morose, well-written one.
Would you rather fall into a love that ends in heartbreak or long to fall in love and die curious?

Fall in love and die curious, since that altogher wouldn't be different from my current life. I am not a fan of unknowns and can't fathom how the former option is good for me.

Would you rather get caughtfor possession of marijuana or for drinking under influence after crashing into someone?

Caught for possession of marijuana, since if I crashed into someone, that's someone else I've put in the soup apart from myself.
Would you rather live life in the real world or jump into the internet world and live in it, if you had a choice, till the end of your lifetime?

Internet. The real world stinks right now.

Would you rather eat a chocolate-covered ghost chili or an atomic-strength Warhead candy?

The warhead candy for sure.

Would you rather feed a skunk or a weasel?

Feed the skunk.

Accidentally sit on an XBOX controller and get hurt a lot, or get hit by a bus in the rain with moderate pain?

I would rather get hit by the bus in the rain with moderate pain.

Would you rather have Skittles or Twizzlers?

Skittles.

Sleep on the concrete outside or eat sawdust for breakfast?

Is sawdust edible? o.o"
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Err... i'll eat the sawdust for breakfast ... (with lots of milk. x___x)

Would you rather have a pet dragon or unicorn?

Pet dragon!! You'd be able to fly anywhere, so handy.

Would you rather surf down a waterfall or ski down a sand dune using a tray?

^ another familiar name I believe :P UF?

I'll take the waterfall

Would you rather go to the cinema or to the theater

Cinema, though I don't use that term. I prefere movie theater.

Would you rather live somewhere that gets freezing or in the 100's?

Freezing. Sunburns hurt too much.

Would you rather live in the sky or live underground, assuming it's possible to do both?

Live underground, I'm terrified of heights.

Would you rather drink a banana flavored soda or eat banana flavored potato chips?

I am poggio devour-er of both? I prefer the chips. The soda just taste like artificial death.

Would you rather star in an animated musical or teen romance drama movie?

Animated musical. Teen romance dramas make me want to bash my head against the wall repeatedly.

Would you rather eat nothing but egg-based dishes for the next year, or nothing but vegitarian/vegan dishes for the next year?

Oh my goodness Eggs. I couldn't do vegan. Their muffins are kind of lacking to me. At least with eggs you could still do so much..asdfdasdfa eggs you don't have to give up meat ouo.

Would you rather be a superhero love interest or their side kick in distress?

Side kick in distress!
It's always exciting and sometimes frightening, and often you have your own ability, even if it is crippling self-loathing that's something right XD A love interest is only an interest for so long before you get stolen by a villain and killed.


Would you rather be stuck as someones pet with no ability to communicate with them except grunting, or take care off 200 peoples pets without pay?

I'd rather take care of 200 people's pets without pay. I like communicating too much. ;-)

Would you rather kayak a river or watch TV all day?

Watch TV all day, swimming is not something I can do so I'm not taking that risk of winding up in water!

Would you rather live in a haunted house or live by a cemetery?

Haunted house.
Cemetery has worse things possible with the amount of dead beings inside of them.

Would you rather become your favorite animal or eat your favorite food(s) whenever you want free of charge?

I like being a human so eating my favorite foods whenever I want.

Would you rather be wealthy and ill or healthy and broke?