..... So. How about those drinks... -HICK!-

The cider is yummy!~♥

...How is Illusion drunk on non-alcoholic beverages?
...then again, I enter a buzzed state as a precursor to migraine headaches, so...

Ah, I was the only one to drink the non-alcoholic version. :D

Ima.... -HICK-
Nooooooootttt drruuuuunk. -HICK-
IMMA.... PFFFTTT!

*Pokes Illusion, to much wobbling*
Uh-huh. *Waves a skunk under Illusion's nose*

If that doesn't work try a corpse flower, they are really good at waking people up. :D

Oh...I visited one of those while it bloomed. I am thankful my nose barely works.

I've never smelled one but a lot of people say its horrible. x'D

-HICK-
Smellllllyyyyy smelllzz...
-HICK-
Pffftttttt..... Have I everr told youu guyz... That -hick- Immma illusion... Haaaaa.
-HICK-
I live
-HICK-
In spaaaccee
-HICK-
Innn. Aa aby...
-HICK-
Thingy.

Shall we chloroform Illusion, ml1201? It may be the best way to keep the intoxicated one from hurting himself.

We could always dunk him in water, I hear that works for some people. :D

*Fills a tub of water and ice cubes*
Okay, here we go, Illus-lus. *Carefully drops Illusion into the ice water tub...in such a way as to prevent Illusion drowning in 6 inches of water*

...........
I'm good.

Aww, you sure? I was going to add some fancy salts and everything.

Oh man, I remember there was this one time I sent Tiva a drunk PM. That was amusing.