I am a Lesbian trapped in a man's body. *spanks Lio's ass*
It's a psychological condition. *nods*

That sounds troubling. Very much so.

Yeah. All I ever seem to think about are girls, girls dressing, girls undressing, and when I'm not thinking of girls I'm thinking about why I'm not thinking about girls. It's a hard life.

Have you ever thought about why you're thinking about why you're thinking about why you're not thinking about girls dressing or undressing?

-Gasps lightly, then grins.- Oooh, I get it.

I once thought about why I think about why I do not think about girls dressing and found that the reason was simple; as I think about thinking I realise I think about the things I already thought about. As a result, I think about that which was thought of previously leading to a cycle of thought already thought before I even thought that I thought of it.

And then I realised that why I cant pick up chicks :P

You get it? I don't get it. Or maybe I do... dunno.

I havent gotten any in a long time :P

I've never gotten any, so don't feel to bad.
Though in my case it may have to do with the lack of girls who are interested in me, and the fact that those who are into me are completely mad.

Croni! Don't lie >____>

I gotta lay down.

Mad is as mad does, and mad does quite well as far as madness can be concidered. Madness is never a good thing tho; as it's quite mad.
I was with someone for 8 years however, but it failed in the end.

Lucky. My longest relationship was six months, six days. And she was very cold about everything.

Ahhh. Mine was a long distance relationship that ended on bad terms.

Ouch. What was your shortest?

who knows anymore, I've decided all the online ones before her never counted. So I guess, with that logic, 8 years.

Well then you're shortest still is longer then my longest.
My shortest relationship was three days, and we only broke up because her parents very much did not approve. Not that they ever even met me.