Rose.
Great in tea XD

Would you rather ride on a cloud or sail in an invisible ship?

Ride on a cloud, omg! I can be Son Goku! XD

Would you rather sleep on the floor in a gymnastics hall or on a park bench in a park?

floor
So comfy comparably XD

Would you rather have a Glaceon or a Leafeon?

Glaceon

Would you rather be busy or bored?

Busy, it means i'm doing something and in turn would be out and about or at least moving

Would you rather eat a Pound of Super Hot Calabrese or or attempt to swim in a large pool of thick jam for 10 minutes?

oh god.
Nope Imma take the jam. XD Much easier to deal with. Eating it means you have to deal with it later.....

Would you rather Sleep with a cat on your face or a snake on your leg?

I have a pet snake actually and i have also fallen asleep with them out and awoke to find them curled into the crook of my knee ^^, so i'll be taking the snake lol.

Would you rather Sleep like a bat without the fear of passing out from blood rush for the rest of your life, or be able to breath and live under water for the rest of your life but never be able to go on land ever again?

Personally, I'd rather be able to sleep like a bat... Y'know, since I don't know how to swim...

Would you rather be rich lonely and healthy, or poor and surrounded by loved ones, but be terminally ill?

uhm rich and lonely because i wouldn't want to be terminally ill

would you rather eat at a cheap diner with your friend paying or a fancy restaurant with your friend paying
(this is a test of friendship!)

Cheap diner. Either way my friend's paying D:
Plus I like cheap diners better~ Because fancy things feel too formal.

Would you rather visit the sun or the moon provided you won't die or be maimed during the trip?

The sun, I could see that being awesome as long as I can survive it and see it.

Would you rather learn to fly and never land again or jump really high and far but not fly?

Fly and never land again. Hovering over the ground for an eternity sounds really fun and safe! I'm never going to fall or trip over myself again :D!

Would you rather be able to speak all animal but never be able to speak human again, or would you rather learn all the human languages but no animal will speak/bark/mew/chirp to you again?

Ooh, that's a tough one... I'd much rather understand the animals, though. Can I still read and write human, though?

Would you rather switch genders for a month, or be mistaken for the opposite gender for a year?

(Ohh, there was a loophole, whoops)

Be mistaken for the opposite gender because... I don't want to have to learn how to use male body parts.

Would you rather gain a ton of income but live poorly because you donate it almost entirely to charity or would you rather live comfortably due to a generous lottery but not have any income otherwise?

Live comfortably... For the rest of my life? Sure.

Would you rather be eaten alive by a shark, or giant squid?

Eaten alive, hmm. Shark. I feel like I somehow have more hope with that.

Would you rather have an endless supply of food, or a guaranteed home for life?

Shark? Really? I think I'd've picked the squid... ;)

Food. I'd rather know where my next meals coming from instead of possibly starving in a house with no heat or hydro.

Okay, heres a simple one. Would you rather dye your hair neon pink, or neon green?

Definitely the neon-green, actually thinking of doing that next! (my hair is currently purple)

would you rather watch a horror movie or play a horror game?

Probably watch the horror movie. A little less stressful than playing the game, though I do like watching other people playing horror games.

bad dog or good cat?

Kit is good kitty, yes?

Would you rather have no knees, or no elbows?
Like, not be able to bend your legs or your arms? Just have them stick straight out from your hips or shoulders?

Legs I think xD I wouldn't be able to type without bending my arms.

Would you rather receive a tomato on the face or eggs on the hair?

Eggs in my hair, I think... Ive heard theyre supposed to be amazing and make it super shiny and soft.

Turkey to the face, or a spoon to the backside? :s-wink: :s-tongue:

Turkey to the face for sure! I will bite the thing.

Gravy bath or gravy shower?

... Bath. Then I can keep it out of my ears and hair.

Pizza face or pizza suit?

Pizza face. Easier to move around in :D

Ice cream with gravy or icecream with turkey bits?

...neither, preferrably... But.. Turkey bits are easier to pick out

Posting in rps or in the corral and games?

Errr, *eyes the rps left untouched*
Corral and games when it's moving. I dunno what to make people do something.
*twiddles fingers*

Pie or cake?

... My inner dean says Pie.

Icecream or whipped cream?

Ice cream. Whipped cream only when it's frozen, so ice cream.

Pumpkin pie or pot pie?

Pumpkin pie.

Turkey or ham?

Turkey. Ham tastes weird hot. Ham's too cold right now.

Would you rather have Thanksgiving with a turkey or with a sentient potato?

Like... As a guest, or as a meal?

Turkey, probably... Sentient potato is weird.

Syrup or gravy in your hair?
*holds up a jug of each*

(As a guest lol)

Ehh, that's hard. Gravy 'cause it won't stick as much.

Would you rather play hot potato with a sentient potato or a turkey being the hot potato?

*pours gravy on Tiro's head*

Sentient, so longs it doesnt bite.

Hmmm... Zombie turkey, or angry turkey with teeth?

*Drinks some gravy happily*

Angry turkey with teeth. I think Zombie turkeys are way too scary.

Would you rather have turkey eggs or quail eggs?

... Can i try both? Ive never had either.

DC or Marvel?

... DC or Marvel. Eenie, meenie, miny, moe. Marvel. What's the difference? *hides face for having done blasphemy*

Would you rather have a pet lady bug or a pet caterpillar?

... DC has justice league. Marvel has Avengers. Thats the difference.

Lady bug! To keep all the aphids off myplants

Speaking of marvel and dc...
Iron man or batman?

Uhh, what's the difference between justice league and avengers?

Would you rather have a garden full of sunflowers or dark rose bushes?

Iron man <3

Justice league is batman, superman, wonderwoman, etc.
Avengers is iron man, capn america, thor, black widow, hawkeye and hulk.

Roses.

Cousin It or Uncle Fester from the addams family?