Never watched it. I think Cousin Itt from looking up pictures.

Would you rather be able to breathe underwater but have to live in the water forever, or would you rather not need to breathe but have to live in space forever?

... Depends. Can i still get wifi in space?

Would you rather have no one show up to your wedding or your funeral?

No one to my funeral
Wouldn't hurt my feelings one bit, I'm already dead XD

Would you rather have all the kitties in the world love you, or an endless supply of your favorite foods for free?

No contest. Kitty love!

Would you rather be a bat or a rat?

Bat.
Rats are sweet and all, but to be a flying rat? (or as most people refer to them as)
I think my only issue would be my nose XD

Would you rather stand for 8 hours or sit down for 12?

Hmm... Stand. I already do that at work, anyways.

Would you rather... Have infinite food or exactly as much money in your bank account that you needed for any purchase?

Exactly as much money.
So I could buy all the food I need.
and cat food for all my cats XD

Would you rather have the ability to have full control of your dreams or never have to sleep?

Oh gosh... Tough choice. Think about all the dtuff I could get done if I never had to sleep...

I have to go with control over dreams, though. Much better :P

Would you rather never have to sleep or never dream?

MAn that is tough for me because my dreams are INTENSE. The kind that are constantly other worldy, multi-dimension adventuring XD They can get really tiring though.....
Never have to sleep will be my choice. That means you can still sleep IF YOU WANT but you never have to XD Never get that tired feeling or have to deal with being late because you were sleeping XD

Would you rather have it always be daytime or always be nighttime?

Nighttime.

Would you rather it always be rainy or just really really humid?

Rainy.
I HATE humid.
Plus I live in the PNW so rain is second nature XD

Would you rather never be able to say please or never be able to say thank you?

Please.... Although i suppose I could just sign thank you instead... Changed my mind! Rather not say thanks.

Would you rather never cook, or burn yourself every time you did? (Minor burns only)

Burn every time?!!? That stinks. I'd rather burn myself every time -cries-

Would you rather it be sunny every day or rainy every day? Either way the weather's stuck on one.

Hmm.... Either way the world is screwed.... Sunny every day, droughts and wildfires. Rainy everyday, flooding. I'm not sure about this one. guess Rainy- we can always grow food hydroponically.

Would you rather eat escargot or caviar? (snails or fish eggs?)

Escargot because I've already tried caviar. Caviar's delicious when it's not by itself (too salty), but since I've never eaten snail, I'd like to try it!

Would you rather remember every dream but 50% of the time your dream will be sad, or would you rather forget every dream but they'll always be happy ones?

The first. I already do that, and dreams/nightmares are a pretty big part of my life.

Would you rather, as a meal, have mac'n'cheese or soup/chili in a bread bowl? (This was tonight's dinner decision.)

MAN
what kind of soup? potato cheese and ham sounds delish right now....
I'm having mac and cheese tonight but imma go with the soup/chili in a bread bowl because that sounds even better XD


Would you rather get $100 today, or $1 a day for 200 days?

100 today. I wish I could say that I'd save them, but I'd spend it all at once, cause that's how I roll.

Would you rather drink no water all day (juices and others approved) or only water for a week?

No water all day. I already don't. ...wait, tea counts as "others", right?

Would you rather dress in all monochrome (white/grays/black) for a week, or only neons?

Monochrome, since I like dressing in monochrome!

Would you rather have to eat cake for dinner all week or cake for breakfast all week?

Breakfast. At least that makes sure I /eat/ breakfast every day, right?

Would you rather have your entire music library consist of heavy metal, or have it consist of folk music?

Folk music, hands down xDDD I'm not a metal fan.

Would you rather always wake up at 5 am or always go to sleep at 5 am?

Always wake up at 5 AM. I like waking up early ^^

Would you rather be an elephant or a mouse?

Forever? D: elephants live longer, but some are targeted for their tusks...
so maybe a mouse, but not a lab one.

Would you rather have 1mill aurum but have to spend it all in a day or win 1k a day?

1k a day. It takes 1000 days to get 1 million!

Would you rather have a supply of dessert for life or a supply of dinner-food for life?

Dinner food. Then Im not getting uber-fat :P

Would you rather be a vampire or or a shapeshifter who can only turn into a wolf? (Werewolf, but without the hassle of the moon-cycle)

Vampire. Turning into a wolf's kind of a hassle when that's the only thing you can turn into. As much as I like wolves, I'd rather not be one. A sun-scared thing with fangs that has too many weaknesses (garlic, silver, wood stick, sun, holy stuffs) sounds a lot more fun.

Would you rather have a huge collection of books in a magical room that expanded to fit your books, or the same collection in digital form?

Ohshit, thats a toughy... Can this magical room fit inside my backpack? Y'know, since its magical n all? Either way, Id take the room.

Would you rather be an anti-hero or a villain?

Uhh, aren't they the same thing when you think about them as a person? Anti-heroes are just villainous protagonists, and villains are just anti-heroes who drew the short straw and ended up being the antagonist in the book?
I'd rather be the villain, I guess? Then no one would know my reasons for doing the things I did, and some people would wonder XD

Would you rather be a hero or an anti-hero?

They are quite similar, yes... However, here is the difference.

As for hero vs anti-hero... I think I'd rather be antihero.

Would you rather be a hero/ine that defeats the villain but loses the guy/girl, or a villain who is defeated but wins the guy/girl?

Oh gosh, I love those comparisons in the hero vs anti-hero link XD

-after reading the difference- I'd rather be the villain, because it makes whoever sympathizes with me all the more wonderful <3

The villain who is defeated but wins the guy/girl. Isn't that the goal XD?


Would you rather be the protagonist or the antagonist?

Oh, geez... That would depend on the whole plot ase of the storyline... But... I don't know. Protagonist, I suppose.

Would you rather be a hero that nobody believed in, or an imaginary villain?

Uh, both sound pretty awful, unless the hero gave up on trying to convince people. I'd rather be the hero nobody believed in because at least I exist. If the imaginary villain were a person that thought they were a villain but weren't, I definitely would rather be the hero.

Would you rather be the protagonist/antagonist (putting them at the same level now) or a side character?

Hmm. Good question... Side character, so long's I dont end up dead.

Would you rather kill or be killed?

That's sort of hard because of the moral aspect, but I'd much rather kill, gladly even if it meant survival. Dying the one thing I'm deathly afraid of.

Would you rather be the hero's sidekick or the villain's sidekick?

Hmm... So, basically... Robin or Igor?
Both sound rather shit.

I guess probably villain's sidekick, so long as the villain actually listens to me once in a while.

Would you rather be a hero, a villain, or a sidekick?

Hero meaning batman? Villain meaning the Joker..?
I'd rather be the villain. Freedom being king. (personal freedom)
Sidekick with the definition of Robin or Igor does suck. I was thinking more along the lines of something not trope originally XD.

Would you rather be a courtier or a king/queen?

Think I'd rather be a courtier... Bit more freedom, and less responsibility forced upon me.

Crowned prince/ss or regular prince/ss (crowned being the heir/ess, regular being, essentially, a spare)?

The spare, so long as the crowned one doesn't see me as a pawn. I seriously don't want to be a to-kill mark being the crowned one though.

Would you rather be an influential courtier or one that is not?

Influential might be fun... Get to see my ideas brought to reality... But then, having to take the punishment from my ruler should said idea fail... Hmm. Yeah, influential.

Would you rather live in a world similar to that of our medieval times, with or without magic?