Sold my house on Ebay

Sold my soul and heart on Ebay

Gave me late night plastic surgery and made me a boy

Just relized the person behind the avi was female

Ate all of the ice cream in the fridge

Knows where Lisa is hiding!

Is the real slenderman!
(too much marble hornets)

Rules the world and uses us as mind slaves!

took my leather pants

Can dance the Electric Slide!

Did the tango wth a bear

(It wasn't a real bear...)

Can classify all forms of Toxic waste, including London Purple

Knows Gandalf personally

Knows from where my Title is derived!

Is the second missing fish from my title

Only speaks French so he doesn't relize that he believes me to be a fish