I would ask if your little cape is attached to your shirt or your belt

I would kindly inform you that I am specifically an artic dwelling mertype, and have general thicker skin then the atlantic species. I would also inform you the fur around my neck is actually a special algae that we let grow on us to keep our necks warm.

I'd probably back into a corner, to avoid the fire around your feet...

I would cry more causing the fire to spread because everyone keeps avoiding me

Talk about the weather....like clouds amirite? how do they work.

Clouds probably work by magnetism.
-insert actual lyric meme-

And then laugh because I can't believe he actually said that in a song XD

omg i'd never expect insane clown posse memes here
mu'fuggen MiRaClEs mayne

i'd talk about clowns in the elevator with the avi above me LOL

>*A C C E D E S*
>*A B S C O N D S*

...LBR I'd probably chase that bird.

*stares at, creepily*

...-scratches self with hind paw-

...-stares back undauntedly-

*briskly nods in acknowledgement*