Awww fark. Well that was a massive failure.
*plops down on the ground*
I surrender.

Do the chicken dance! *W*!

*resists for a minute or two before slowly starting to do the chicken dance*

Oooh! Someday I'll get you for this....just you wait!

ewe Suuuurreee ~ In the meantime, go eat some cookies. I need cookie particles to nom on <3

Ooooh...I like cookies!
*scurries off to find some*
Whoop, sorry! All out of cookies.
Darn.

Go find cake D8

There is no cake!
The cake is a lie!
But...but I do have candy?

What type of candy?

Um...I have some Dove dark chocolate, a king size Reese's fast break, and a large variety bag of life savers...

-swoops in and steals the Dove chocolate- O<

You better be able to hide really well! No one steals my Dove chocolate and lives!!
D8<
*chases after*

Yeep! 0.0
-takes handful, puts in pockets, leaves the rest of the bag, and RUNS FOR MY LIFE D8 !!-

Hey! I saw that! You still have my chocolate!!
*scoops up bag and keeps chasing*

But Dove chocolate is so goodly delicious yum! TT^TT
(Gawd, I am such a woman when it comes to chocolate XD)

But...but you didn't ask! You just took! So now you face the wrath of Kad!

... May I pwease has some chocolates? o\\w\\o -bats eyes-