Sadly enough, I'd rather chew the toenails. Milk does funny things to me on occasion and drinking curdled milk is not my idea of a fun time... At least I'm less likely to be physically (and not mentally) sickened (and stuck on the toilet for an indeterminable length of time) from the toenails.

Would you rather be a professional sports player or a professional bookworm?

I had to choose this question....

Professional Sports Player, Even though I suck at it. I can't stand books, and reading.

Would you rather, have the maximum queen's jewel on the site or All the crystals.

Queen's jewels. I could sell them all and make a huge chunk of change.

Would you rather eat only macaroni and cheese or only chocolate for the rest of your life

I'd eat chocolate. I've lived the poor life of only being able to consume mac and cheese. By experience, it's the most horrendous thing to constantly devour! :o

Would you rather swim by yourself or with a group?

In a group! : D It's more fun then doing lengths of the pool. D:

Would you rather do the hoki-poki in front of your whole school, or give your relative a naked hug? xD

Is there a nether option? lol
I guess I'd choose hoki-poki.

Would you rather work at a pet store or a pet hospital?

Pet store! : D
You get to play with the animals.

Would you rather only eat watermellon seeds for the rest of your life, or a the arm of a baby once?

....that's HORRIBLE! D=>
But...my body cannot sustain themselves off of watermelon seeds. I guess the arm of the baby...just once. -feels disgusted with himself-

Would you rather wake up one day in another [random] person's body or never wake up again?

Another Body. Living is the best thing in the world.

Would you rather, eat you pet(once) or eat but snail for your life.

Uhhm....pet? I have a fish I can spare. > u >

Would you rather burn or freeze?

Freeze. Your body becomes numb if left in the cold for long while if it's blazing hot...your skin peels...

Would you rather live in a world of slavery or in a world of zombies?

I'd have to say zombies. Zombies are cool and no matter how you look at it, slavary is bad.

Would you rather be able to change your physical apperance at will or be able to change the pysical apperance of others?

The second option. Even if I run out of things I like, it would add diversity =3=;

Would you rather be stranded in a hot desert or the tundra?

tundra, there are more ways to keep your self warm in a cold climate then there are to keep your self cool in a hot one

(currently watching avatar so:)
would you rather airbend,waterbend,firebend or earthbend and why?

Hmm, airbend. There's always air around you, and it can pretty much move anything anyway XP

Would you rather be on tv or in a movie?