I think my current avi weighs a decent 120 lbs...

I can totally do this then ::rubs hands together and grabs one corner:: Fire in da hole! ::yanks hard, sending Espy tumbling out, but not very far:: huh, would you categorize that as a launch issue?

-snort- Rocket failure much...

Oooooooooooooooooooooo, hadn't thought of a rocket for this ::rummages around:: uhm...why was hydrogen a bad fuel again? cause I got onna them hydrogen car prototype thingies we could use for this....

WAITWAITWAITWAIT You do realize that Espy's main element is fire?!

And you're point being what? :: dragging out a large canister with a bio hazard sticker on it::

Er...

-sweat-

...That Espy does not want to be blown to pieces...? -voices rises to a nice squeak-

:: dramatic sigh:: fiiiiiiiine ::tucks away:: guess we shouldn't blow up Duchess' thread if she's not here to enjoy the fire works....

we can take a video of it and show her later.
LAUNCH AWAY!

-breathes a sigh of relief and ventures out from behind the rock while dusting herself (himself?) off-

EDIT: ......

O.O
I'd not thought of this...but...if the camera is digital we chance degrading the signal with the explosion. All in all, it might be something she'd rather see in person.... However, that's not saying we can't do other things :: drags out roommates stash of fireworks:: since Espy is fire-element has match?

ACK. -hopes Duchess doesn't have rope or chain lying around and scrambles up a tree-

:: shading eyes:: huh, treed-espy this time....
Lucid...>.>...<.<...>.>...
gotta chainsaw?

I think Lucid does. At least, Lucid knows how to fly to some degree, due to Kyp and Taiki.

EDIT: Wait, why did I just you all that? >.>

muahahahaha...uhm...cause you want me to have a chainsaw?
Don' worries, I rarely use my knowledge for evil, mostly for my entertainment and the entertainment of others :3

...Really now. -clings to his little bit of a branch-