Leftover Chinese > greasy pizza any day.

...to popcorn shrimp or not to popcorn shrimp? I feel like it's either that or ramen. There are healthier options, but dammit I want either shrimp or noodles today.

Shrimp is always better.

Yes... > .> and *slightly* healthier, yet less satisfying on its own. I may still want noodles, but that'll just have to be "oh well stop eating before you wind up in the hospital from all the sodium".

indeed,

I kinda want rice.

Not want rice. Want noodles. And shrimp. Wonder how well it would work to make both and split it in half... Nah. Knowing me, I'd eat the other half before I went to bed.

Indeedly,

Why tasty food gotta be so bad for you.

Because it's the salts and the fats and the sugars that do all the tasting good. >:c

Yick,

Why we gotta like that stuffs.

You know why.

Bah, good lord. My grandma flipping out because apparently she tried to call and text me earlier but it didn't go through and so now she's all mad/worried WHY CAN'T I GET AHOLD OF YOU and it took me like two minutes just for her to stop going on and on so I could tell her it never came through. I didn't get any calls or texts from her until just now.

Indeed, jeez granny take a chill pill.

She said she was about to call you and ask if you'd heard from me today. Sheesh... Of course I didn't answer my mom; she knows I'm mad at her. But she also ought to know my phone can be garbage sometimes...

.....Call me..where's she think you're gonna go? O_o

She thinks I got killed by niggers who broke into the house because I didn't close the blinds, of course.

......So they oozed through your blinds and murder stabbed you?

.....I am about to watch an American Tail, you can watch with me if you want.

http://viooz.eu/movies/4989-an-american-tail-1986.html

I guess. Don't ask how they got through the shut and tightly-sealed windows, of course.

And yes. Wait for me, my shrimps are almost ready.

....by magic!

Ok, fire up the steam when you're ready.