What the hell is so special about my footsteps? >:o You're full of baloney.

You have a particular way of walking and moving, everyone does, my mom stomps around like an elephant, your grandma kinda power-walks sometimes, and you kinda dance around and dart from place to place.

There is no room in that kitchen for darting... -_-

and yet you do, the microwave to the cabinet you sometimes fidget a bit you never stand still, even if it's just bouncing to some tune in your head you always move around.

Even through the phone I can recognize your habits, your body language might not be particularly noisy but it is distinct and unique to you. I'd know it anywhere.

Pffffff pfff pff
like a wizard.

No, not a wizard, I just have a very keen sense of people and their habits. Besides you're my best friend, I should hope I know how you move around.

Well, don't ask me to identify you by the shuffling of your feet any time soon. XP

Don't expect you to pay attention to the way people move. It's just not your thing.

Oh, now you know what is or isn't my thing, do you?

Well gee, I've only known you for upwards of eight years I think by now I have a pretty good idea of who you are....

You're not all that concerned with people moving around, you're not ignorant to body language but you prefer verbal/written communication.

Meh, indeed.

on an irrelevant note, it sounds like the goddamn Cloverfield is outside or something. I keep hearing this loud, echoing "thud... thud..." and all the dogs are barking.

Don't doubt that I know my willis like the back of my hand! *Gives you cuddles*

and that's kinda scary.

*noms on*

I know... Though knowing this neighborhood, it's probably just *people of a certain racial description* playing basketball in the street. Sounds awful loud, though.

Roo indeed, the sound of the people two houses over mowing their lawn is loud so Basketball would likely be too.

And now it seems to have stopped.

>:[ I wish there were sweets in this house that weren't ridiculously unhealthy. I'm so tempted to just add water to some brownie mix and eat it like pudding. You know it'd be delicious. ...would it be possible to make the brownies without eggs or oil?

I doubt it, and if you can I wouldn't know how.