QAQ *tries to nommlez up the cheesecake first*

*by now there are about 500000000000 cookies on the ground*

OQO *eats them like pacman* OM - NOM - NOM - WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA.

Oooo! Cookies! *Nibbles them.* And do I see cake as well? Yumm!

*pushes herself along as her feet can barely touch the ground* -[]-

Daww chubby Kami <3

*^* I will fart an army of geese to eat you.

Pfft. That's so random o3o

Daww Kami Kami Kami~
So cute when she threatens me

*^* *starts farting out geese of doom*

*hides in a box*
You were serious
._.

Attack, my feathery minions! *[]*

*geese peck at the box*

AHH
*tosses crumbs everywhere and runs away*
OnO

*geese pay attention to the crumbs*

D: NO!! AFTER HIM!! AFTER HIM, I SAY!!

*runs to Kami and hugs her*
<3 <3 <3

Next, I fart a swarm of hornets *^*

Hornets are evil
*sticks Kami in a jar*

>:c