Ate my goldfish.

Dropped me on my head when I was a baby.

You are the father! *Maury-ish tone*

XD

LIES I DEMAND A BLOOD TEST..

er...

Stole my Halloween sweets

(( Darn, you found me out. *noms candy* ))

She stole the cookie from the cookie jar!

Who me, couldn't be. :D

Makes me suffer for what i did.

BITCH ATE MY GODDAMN COOKIE! D:<

BITCH DESERVED TO GET HER COOKIE ATE

Made everyone win the game

Has a pink striped giraffe

Ate the bloody french fries!

>.>
Has two interacting bodies

Was cooking eggs on the ceiling!

Stole the Food from White Castle

Ate all my fishies.

Is my now boyfriend.