^ No; he escaped last week and ran off with all of my left socks. :<

< Ish hungry. XD

v Draws pretty pictures~

^ is pretty
< is surprised this is still going
v likes me

^ Has a pretty spiky-ball of doom

< Has doughnuts of yummy

v Has a post of awesome

EDIT: Accidental double-post. Sorries!

^ Post of awesome? ...No not really.
> Has a Penguin on his foot
v Wishes they had a penguin

^ is incorrect
> wants a puppy
V has a pet =3

^ is correct
> Should keep quiet and not kill threads.
V Would fail spectatularly at ruling the world

^ is incorrect
> would do quite well at ruling the world
V is a pokemon

^ has delusions
> Is not a pokemon~
V Isn't dead

^Irronically is right though many people thought otherwise
>Is now awake
v Has no idea who I is.

^ You're right I don't. I only know your username.
> Wishes he didn't work today
v Sometimes wishes the same thing for themself

^Actually the opposite is true
>needs job
v Has job

^ Knows where in the world is Carmen Sandiego
< Is a newb
v Once killed a man with his/her bare hands.

^ If dreams count that is true.
> Isn't usually a bad ass in a dream.
v Would like to share a story of an awesome dream

^Has has a dream where he is a Bad Ass
<Is always a Bad Ass
v likes muffins!

^ Has an awesome disco light show!

< Loves muffins!

v Wants to give Rinni a muffin~