i wanna put a condom joke in here but i will resist ><

It's for minds for undeveloped mortals inexperience in modern life.
Errmm perhaps you should keep your undies on in case it's cold, you don't want to freeze up now would you?

< Kai: No... He's one step ahead of me! He has long-range weaponry and an army too?! I must collect an army as well... Join me! There shall be a war once again, this time against that filthy squishy named Fakir!

First Fakir, then I might have to look into this elementary school thing... >

Of course, dear. Just make sure you're home in time for dinner.

If you are going to war I must tell you about fakir's true reason for going to the circus... THE DREADED CLOWNS! They are creepy beings that cause harm to themselves and others. They are capable driving extremely small machinery, and when they press their big red noses they honk in a terrible sound that scar you for life.

clowns scare me D:<

< Kai: Dinner? I do not require it. Only squishies require the... *remembers that he's now a squishy too* Curse that Fakir... I miss my metal components...

Then we cut off our hearing modules, right? >

ill cut off your hearing module for you :P

< Kai: Then you must reinstall it after the war is won. >

uh sure... >.>

Indeed, you must Ashy.

Or I might just have to fry your motherboard. *smiles*

my motherboard or his?

Yours. Haha...

nuuues but then how will i get on the internet... or live?

No worries, just learn to reinstall them correctly and there will be no problems.

i can install motherboards but i have to come up with the money to buy a new one, and this ones only 6 months old T_T