*quacks* What have I done to earn this manner of treatment today?!

Squiggles looks kind of dangerous
OwO

Squiggles is always dangerous. It is made of evil and apple sauce!

Apple sauce sounds tasty
and rubber ducks and egg rolls don't sound very evil x:

Oh, but I am... evil, that is.

=A= Rubber ducks are made out of cancer-inducing chemicals *^*

Why have I been so naive!
I should have known that they would kill me like that D':
How do you propose we defeat the Squiggles?

What made Squiggles so evil in the first place?

Ah, the Squiggles has always been like this. You see, the Squiggles is a manifestation of the negative forces at work inside the mind of my mistress.

O_O
And who might your mistress be?

In other words, all of her pervy thoughts and pervy art stash are what make up Squiggles.

I didn't know being a perv lead to being evil
I have learned so much from you oh wise Kami
Teach me more o.o

Nomming on your toes will give you stronger teeth.

That explains why I'm so weak
u_u

Oh, it's not just the perversion. It's also the rage. You see, I have a deep desire to see the vast majority of mankind completely obliterated. This is why I collect small bathtub water fowl. I will eventually have enough to completely overwhelm the human race, and for my mistress's enemies there shall be no mercy. *quacks*

Well thank goodness I'm a chinchin = 3= *wiggles into her hole*

oh god. ALL the cancer
Is there no way to appease you and your master?

I wish I was a chinchilla
They're adorable
And safe from the duckies