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"Oh, of course!" Russel frowned. "I haven't got one of those."
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"What sort of feller don't carry a pocket knife? It's one 'a the most handy things a man can have," said Herbie.
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"Especially if you're in the habit of eating shellfish, I suppose," Russel remarked.
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"An for just about anything else," said Herbie.
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"Like apples! Or bits of rope... I suppose it could be useful for opening packages, as well," mused Russel. "Cutting flowers..."
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"And if you get into bar fights with dirty Krauts!" added Herbie.
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"Bar fights with... good 'eavens!" Russel clucked disapprovingly at the idea. "Nonetheless, I may wish to get one of these knives for other purposes."
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"Never know when a dirty Kraut will sneak up on ya, best to be prepared," said Herbie with a twirl of his mustache.
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"It 'asn't happened yet," Russel said dismissively as he eyed Herbie's mustache with mild fascination. "Who've we even got of that description other than our police chief? I hardly think he'll be springing on me unexpectedly any time soon. Even if 'e is rather like a spider..."
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"Krauts have a way of blending in...so you never know," said Herbie, his eyes darting back and forth, "For all I know...you could be one!"
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"Ha!" Russel beamed at him. "That's absurd. Come on, then; let's get to cooking these things."
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Herbie snorted and began preparing more clams, he noticed that Saya was staring quite intently at his mustache. He winked at her, "Wanna touch it?"
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"I'm a bit curious about it, myself," said Russel. "I never could grow a proper mustache."
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Herbie beamed as he let Saya feel his mustache, "Helluva stache isn't it?" he asked, Saya giggled, "yes it is!"
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"How does it stay like this?" asked Russel as he moved in to poke at Herbie's mustache as well.
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Herbie swatted his hand, "Ladies only pal!" he said, "And that's my secret,"
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"Well, that's a bit unseemly," Russel muttered as he was swatted away.
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"A pipe down!" said Herbie dismissively as he showed Saya how to cook the clams.
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Russel frowned, but watched the demonstration carefully.
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Herbie spent most of the demonstration flirting and winking at Saya.
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Russel tapped his foot on the sand. "If you please..."
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"Don't mind if I do!" said Herbie grabbing Saya and giving her loud kiss, "What a dame!"
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Russel's eyes widened for an instant, then the look of general disapproval was back. "It's a bit rude to kiss someone else's wife," he stated tersely.
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"Ah what are you? A mormon? Lighten up pops!" said Herbie giving Russel a hearty whack on the back.
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"Pops?" Russel questioned, dusting himself off as though Herbie's hand had been dirty.
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"Well I take it you're older than me by a lot," said Herbie.
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"I've just had my one-hundred-and-twenty-seventh birthday," Russel replied.
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"Ha! Knew it!" said Herbie.
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Russel smiled a bit. "How can you tell?"
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"Cause you act like my pops," said Herbie popping a piece of freshly cooked food into his mouth.
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"I see..." Russel blinked and decided not to question it further. "Well, I'm quite famished!" He turned to Saya. "Shall we?"
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Saya nodded and handed him a plate, "Than you so much Her-bee! This vould haf been a disaster vithout you!" she cooed, giving Herbie a kiss on the cheek.
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"Yes, yes, thank you for helping," said Russel. He offered Herbie a friendly smile, though made no move to touch him.
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Herbie pinched Saya's cheek, "Always a pleasure to help a classy dame like you!"
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"Go on, enough of that." Russel waved a hand at him.
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Herbie snorted at him, "Well I'm off to find some fun, there's lots of fires up tonight and there ain't no sense lettin' it all go to waste!"
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Russel nodded and bade him goodbye. "Interesting fellow..."
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"I like him! He's charming," said Saya with a flick of her tail.
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"That wasn't the first thing to come to my mind," said Russel.
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Saya giggled and kissed, him, "He's not really your type is he?"
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