Mmm, I think I spilled my coffee on a sketchbook yesterday and threw it out, sorry

I seem to have misplaced my lunch

*licking crumbs off fingers* Oh...uh....that was yours? Whoops!

I can't seem to find one of my cats...

You'd have to come to Brazil now to get your cat.

My eraser has gone missing!

Wait, that wasn't a cork? I carved that down to stopper my wine...
Where the heck did I leave my bag of crochet hooks??

crochet hooks? I thought they were black hole plugs.

I lost my knives.

i was wondering why i was bleeding on my chair.

i lost my high-value memes