Stares...someone clean that up?

*returns, this time dressed as a maid*

of course, master.

*starts mopping up chocobo*

*The Floor eats the mop...why the floor doesn't eat the chocobo? Chocobo has flesh...that would be barbaric!*

*The Floor turns Chocobo's mess into aqua auri*

-continues laying limply against the berber- ........matches? +cough+ matches?

eeeep!

*climbs up on a chair to get away from the hungry floor*

Berber? BERBER! This is premium endangered hard wood I'll have you know! From forests we endangered ourselves, and no unauthorized enchantments shall be placed on our floor! The door remains closed, good day!

-takes a long pole-
-knocks chair out from under AC-
-goes back to napping-

whaaa—!

*is knocked out*

x_____________x

-does not move- ....

*The floor would have you know it is not enchanted or possessed, and these are not the floorboards you are looking for*

Enough with the floor please. Not really the point of this thread.

The bouncer refuses to get their hands dirty doing actual bouncer work.

-still has not moved. might be dead- ..........+cough+

People in hooded robes pick up choco's not-corpse and carry it through a trap door into the catacombs beneath the hall and deposit the body through another door next to a river with a book of food stamps and a bouquet.

-coughs all the way-