The Spectral Glitterjellyfish are always an option. They come through the mirrors to shock you with glitter.

Hmm...or in a more festive mood - why not ally with the trees? Their kind have been opressed by this season, and my technology will give them the benefit of arms and legs...


Isn't Santa himself a alchemical accident, when Saint Nick and Odin fought and fell into a tank of Aqua Regia along with some Coca Cola, a cow, and a box of cookies and wood carving instruments?


Baby Law: Cookie-
Law: Not now!

There's always been one Santa. But your also might be thinking of all his mall Santa's, they're like preachers for his will.

Those things are a near level surveillance to Santa he recently came up with. *shakes* Their disturbing.

Glitterjellyfish sound good.. Please do go on.

And the trees.. COULD BE ON OUR SIDE! Especially pine trees. Santa has been committing mass genocide trying to kill all of them for centuries. The only problem is that the trees can't move from their spot... You know, because their trees.

I heard of rumors of how Santa's reign has started, that is a good theory nonetheless!

No i mean like first there was Odin during Yule in the pagan days.
First real iteration of Santa was Saint Nicholas of the church.
There is also Sinteerklaas and his buddy krampus that stroke fear into the hearts of the children of Europe.
Father christmas and grandfather frost legends are also connected to christmas and santa.
So i mean are those guys still out there because they don't seem to be Santa since their Modus Operandi vary so much from his?

Those past beings have been long gone. I don't know much else other then that.

We need a solid plan, killer christmas trees? They shoot off the needles whenever Santa goes to hide the gifts?

Razor wires in the chimneys?

But what if he starts sending down elves first?

They are collaborators, just as guilty as him.

As stated, I have a mecha-suit for the pine trees (courtesy of the Lab) so their immobility won't be a problem.

Now, does snyone speak pine?

(Will talk about the Glitterjellyfish after I have gathered them with sugar cookies)

I should probably stay far way from that project, allergic…. could upset a few of them.

Ah, needs a bit more inflection and drawn out, but I think I get it.

Ne'ee'de-le Nee'dle Co-oo-ne', Coo'neen-eed-le' ned-le.

... are you guys talking to trees?
I mean i'm not judging or anything.

(that feeling of walking into a conversation late. LOL)

You can talk to trees by hugging them!