Yep, dihydrogen monoxide. That super murderous substance. :D

Gyahaha, everyone who ingests dihydrogen monoxide will die.

Although, I guess too much of it is able to kill someone--but that doesn't really happen often.

Okay, I have a question for you.

If you could be any type of cookie, what flavor would you be? :)

If it was me, I'd be a gluten free double chocolate chunk cookie sweetened with date paste.

Wow! Tam's an incredibly detailed cookie! I've never had date paste before. What does it taste like?

I'd be a palmier ^^

I'd either be a sugar cookie decorated with royal icing in some intricate and stunning design, or I'd be a shortbread cookie. lol

i would be an extra dry pecan crescent cookie XD

I've never had a pecan crescent cookie before.
-searches internet pictures-
Now I want to try one
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I mean, that ain't wrong.

^^ When I was learning about why verifying site reliability was important, I remembered hearing that comment especially well.

....Wait what?

they are super buttery and crispy and easily dried out XD if you get a dry one it tastes amazing but is super hard to swallow

http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html

At school I had this thing where everyone was gathered around that site^ and we were lectured on how not all dot-orgs were wonderful sites with good information. I remember hearing someone laughing while saying: "100 percent of all people who drink dihydrogen monoxide die"

It sounds tasty ><! I love buttery things, and dry cookies.

If the cookie is dry, put it in tea! XD All cookies are better dunked. Just not in milk.

I remember reading that once somewhere. And then I tried it...in hot water >//>