(@TwinkleQueen
Pardon my small break in the pattern, but...
*Holds up airhorn*)

*hacker hacking noises*

You can speak without a mouth using your telepathy!

You can generate bones and throw them like boomerangs!

You can summon both sewage and bluebirds at the same time.
It is a confusing power, but extremely powerful. All of your enemies are caught off gaurd

If I'd been drinking anything while reading your post, my screen'd be wet.

ANYWAYS, UH.

People think you're a necromancer, or else have some sort of connection with the undead. Sure, you may be an undead being yourself, but you sure as heck can't control them. Instead, your powers involve pyromancy. All of your enemies are caught off-guard as well.

She can summon unicorns that poop strawberries.

mdom can slice the skies and rainbows will appear

That's the oldest trick in the book ;D

Your hands makes every living thing it touches look irresistible.
This is how the slang meaning of hot started.

Your superpower is being unrecognizable without your bird head on.
It makes for great spy missions.

if madoka was the sun, u r the moon. u have the power to mimic all past, present, and future magical girls. it's puella magi madoka magica all over again