...Maybe I should dress up as a functional human being.

A couple years back I went to Disney World with my niece and her parents. I got a Mickey headband with his wizard hat. I'll be wearing that with a red sweater, if I can't find a tunic or something. It will be more effort than I've put in in some years.

i know what my costume's gonna be if i do get to go to the halloween thing w/ my bro.
a teenager.
get it? bc i'm 16? hehehehehehehe

Wear one anyway. You might get funny looks for trick-or-treating, but costumes are free for all.

eh, we've got a cloak and some black clothing, so it should be fine. if all else fails, i probably have enough babyface to moonlight as a ten year old.