....i want my gif back. your secret sucks

Hey, the secret is only for those who didn't post the gif. >.<

woohoo free secret!

I am actually a Panda, not a pirate.

>:O that is false advertising! i want my money back too!

Oh heck no!

money or i cause so much water damage to your thread it looks like the box fort in here!

How dare you threatening me
in my own thread ARRGGGGG!! I will haunt you for eternity!

bra, i'm water. i am yur boss >:D

I am a land pirate.

so you sell private insurance?

I sell forgotten treasures.

i didn't know there was a market or things people don't know exists

It's a black market business,
something only the wicked ones know about.

i'm afraid i'm only naughty. wicked knowledge is too much labor

You are almost pure of heart..."almost"~