-orders us pizza for the day as we hang out kicking everyone's else asses-

XD now if only i wasn't allergic to alcohol- i carry rice wine though. Erm... She'd take me to meet her parents on the 6th date- and i'd short circut- causing the to get a bad impression of me as i fall face first into a bowl of clam chowder...

But after a bit you explain the whole cyborg thing and we found out i got a virus from the cyber cafe... you stand by my side in the hospital- and the anti-virus is released quick- so no big catastrophe happens~ just a small scare.

::had it all typed up for a good 20 minutes- and had contemplated adding more::

xD she would be grateful and ask me to marry her ~

she would accept by a candle lit dinner as we listen to bach alone with the comfort of a nice toasty fireplace~

Then after that- well- that's not really dating anymore is it =P

*this is a date thread, not marriage*
She'd take me out...but then she's married, so nevermind.

-is a cheater-
xD

would allow lauv to take her out on a date to the fair and ride a Ferris wheel while both clinging to each other from fear of heights but still enjoy the view

No, but she's married.

okay lauv- grow up- seriously. it's just a sodding thread- and the only reason i posted that was to end the little story arc- so please- grow up.

She'd ask me out- and I'd let her take me out- but she'd start flirting with someone else- and I'd leave right there.

haha faithful much?
your not even married xD
..............
shit somethings wrong with my throat,
brb

We would go out to an opera where my avatar would bleed his ears out in pain, while crying from both that and boredom. xD

HE take me sailing during sunset and drink for most of the night connecting the stars til twilight and then break bread together in a toast to the water goddess.

We would run atop the roofs of buildings (thinking like Assassin's Creed) together watching the civilians below. Watching where they are going, wondering where they've traveled in their life to the point they are today. But also...watching for crime to stop together in a beautiful dance of blood and justice.

we would run off into a mafia organization and tear them to pieces and walk away after blowing up the joint and share a romantic kiss as we watch the fireworks.
xDDDDD

She'd feel bad about failing our marriage and leaving in the middle of marriage counseling screaming about how she's not the problem, and not talk to me for at least a year or two. 3 years after the divorce was finalized- she would offer to take me out to dinner at my favorite classical music and dinner place, hoping to surprise me by remembering which place it was- commenting on how well adjusted to human life i'm becoming for a cyborg... I remind her that i was once human when i was little child, and after an awkward silence we start up the conversation again.

A few drinks later- and a whole lot of reminiscing, we wake up in bed next to each other- wondering why we even split in the first place... only for her current lover to walk in on us laying there barely dressed...

Good times.

Nicole HOW COULD YOU?! We killed evil together and now I see it has corrupted you! -shun-

Ignoring the other story arc: She'd show me her beautiful land of white snow and pink sunsets. While beautiful to most the overload of colors unappeasing to me causes me to burst into flames (or maybe it was the sunlight xD)

ugh i fricken HATE pink.... He'd take me out on valentines day... or try to... but wind up stalking me all day instead... better luck next year