I accidentally set a bowl of microwaveable ramen on fire once and to this day I have no clue how that actually happened, since it was only in three minutes and wasn't made of gunpowder or anything. I've sort of avoided ramen ever since, which is probably pretty good, considering the unholy amount of sodium in those dastardly noodles.

aw yeah lol.. I only eat them when i'm like really hungry and there seems to be nothing else in the house to eat. :o they are good once in a while..yes..not good for you though, so i try to avoid them when possible. x3x

I was boiling a pot of water, and somehow... I'm really sure how, the water caught fire. I was told that apparently the pot had last been filled with something flamible, and it mixed with the water and set the water on fire. I nearly burnt down my house, but I can now proudly saw that I caught water on fire, and so I don't cook anything.