Well, that's because I was gardening and kinda...made a mess of things.

Oh dear God! Why are you eating a human leg?

It tastes like chicken. -shrugs-

Oh my God! Why are you talking backwards?

.deriwer tog niarb yM

Oh dear God! Why are you holding a half-eaten bird?

I caught my lynx friend at meal moment. v.v;

Oh dear God! Why you don't have a shadow?

Because its part of my name.

Why are there pineapples on your head?

Because I'm learning to balance them.

Oh dear God! Why are you transparent?!

I am not *looks at hand* Oh noes! I am! When did I die?!

Oh dear God! Why is there a snake up your nose?

I was snorting a line

Oh MY GOD why is there a kitty in the fridge

because the kitten was too hot :D


oh dear god why is there a moss with clock on the hair

AH! That's where it went.

Oh my dear god! Why is there a ferret in your top?

Because it's the ferret's bedtime

Oh my, why are you watching dirty movies?

But its just a documentary on mud through the ages.

Oh my dear god! Why is there a spider on your back?

Just helping out a friend.
Oh my dear god why do you have a goats head?

...i'm~ going to a costume party and wanted to realistic >.>

Oh dear god!! whats coming out of your neck?! O.O

Blood, nothing new.

Oh dear GOD what's that on your bed