So people chain you up a lot? *giggles*

-waddles in and curls up in a corner- o3o

Actually... I chain up people. But that's in real life.

*breaks up some bread to throw in Ducky's pond*

-waddles out of the thread towards his pond- can't let it get soggy! -waddles faster-

Oh I'm sorry Ducky. Let me make you a sammich?

If you promise not to throw it in any water? D:

*chuckles* Fauxreal, you must be the life of the party!

Here, Ducky, have some corn chips and soda to go with the sammich.

what are these corn chips you speak off? My american knowledge appears to be failing me.

*makes mental note to send Ducky some actual corn chip*

What kinda sammich should I make Ducky? And no. I promise not to throw it in the water.

Mmm, corn chips are salty goodness! Fritos is my favorite brand. http://www.fritolay.com/our-snacks/fritos.html

Can't go wrong with a chicken and bacon sammich. some sort of salad thrown in as well. I have a very strange taste, for a duck.

So they're just like regular chips made out of corn? with America having crazy amounts of corn and stuff.
We don't really have any corn based snacks over here.

That's because Americans grow copious amounts of it.

Ducky where are you from?

*starts to fry up the bacon*

Yeah, corn is a staple over here. Sadly, a lot of it goes to feeding cattle, which is NOT good for them, us, or the environment. Cattle need to go back to natural grazing.

Scotland, UK. The smaller lamer version of the US.

Cattle are corn fed over there too?

I don't think so. Pretty sure we have enough natural greenery for them to munch on.