"Speak up Francis. Your voice is all muffled from your head being so damn far up your ass!" - Bill, Left 4 Dead.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...&v=0o5i2jUzMB0 XD oh zap brannigan~

"You know what would be good right about now?.. Beer."
— Logan, Dead Island.

"I will not be just a memory" Though it is not on the actual game its part of the same story line <3

"Oh, that's funny. You know, for a damn yokel you're a very funny guy."
"Yes. And for an annoying dick, you're really an annoying dick."
- Vlad and Niko, GTA IV.