Oi... dun be dissin the apple juice at least it ain't white and creamy.

Get near my 'salty arse' as you put it and I'll have yeh keelhauled.

I am the manry-est of men!

Ye ain't gonna be seein my arse, but I'll happily kick yours.

I was not-a makin comments on YOUR arse, miss Reyoki. But if you'd like~ *grins* I could always give it a proper look, aye.

Gonna kick me, eh Kaguya~? Well, that's not mah usual cuppa tea, but sure

This crew is lacking in depth perception it seems XD

*gives Hermes a once-over* Wearing those frilly clothes? I think not.

I am the manry-est of men!

Oh, are you into sharper dress? How about this: I'll be sharp as a nail on yonder plank, if ye tame that mess on yer head. We gots a deal, lass?

And when ya stick out like that nail, ye'll be the first one to be bonked on your head.

Ah, so it appears you are the salty one. Tis no wonder ye thought I meant your arse before. Hahaha! Ye may see me in finery just yet.

~starts playing music~

And when I do, I'll drink to yer health. Fer now, though, I'll drink to the glory o' the tavern! *lifts glass* TO THE TAVERN!

*swaggers in with a bottle of rhum in hand*

-throws glass of milk at Nikko-

Ye not toasting >:U

Ah, it would seem I forgot something...I lost me nice sh'rt fight'n off some men who obviously were willingly surrendering their plunder to me...so it would seem ye only get most of the "finery".