are you sure

No

Maybe you're a foot.

ew feet are gross

maybe a boob

just one boob?

Just one.

A uniboob, if you will.

I don't wanna be a uniboob ._.

I'm sorry.

You're half cat, half uniboob.

this is me

omg.

I just choked on a french fry.

don't do that

you're supposed to chew

I wasn't expecting that picture xD

i tried to find a cat uniboob but i couldn't

that picture just represents one of your forms

the pictures on google omg

if i got plastic surgery and ended up with a uniboob i'd be pissed

You'd be THE UNIBOOB master though!

you can have the uniboobs

I don't want them :(

but neither do i

someone has to have them

You're a uniboob so you get them all.

but if i have more than one boob then it's not uniboob anymore

I'll cut one of them off.

...um. ouch.

No, I'll cut them both off.

Then sew them together.

And then sew them in the middle of your chest.

I hope you meant, after you cut it off.

-mind in the gutter-

it wouldn't reach otherwise

I...er...exactly.

does this make you uncomfortable?

XD Nah. But I've a pretty vivid imagination. Hahaha. Hah.

...god why am I even awake right now.

It's only 2am here

and donnie's stopped responding on skype (and here) so I dunno where he went

It's 3, and I'm usually not this tired, but I've been sick lately. And don't worry. It takes quite a bit for me to actually start getting uncomfortable.

well that's good

i was tired a few hours ago but .. not anymore

I've two midterms next week, so I should probably be heading off.

bejeweled took over my life.

yes. yes it did. hand it over.

NO.

I PAID GOOD MONEY FOR IT.

IT'S TAKING OVER YOUR LIFE.

i'm calling an intervention.

NO.

ITS MINE.

GO AWAY. *clings to bejewled*

I'LL GIVE YOU CHOCOLATE.